FKA the Splooge Enthusiast 💦
@doodznoodz2.bsky.social
Alt. Here for the smut. 🔞 Adults only. #NSFW Empty profiles will be blocked ❎ as well as being weird and/or obnoxious. Tread lightly. But have fun. Hubby = Salopedaddy
SO I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!! When i tell you biting silverware ENRAGES ME!!! 😡 Come! Let us sit together and plot the peril of those that like to munch on metal.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
SO I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!! When i tell you biting silverware ENRAGES ME!!! 😡 Come! Let us sit together and plot the peril of those that like to munch on metal.
This is so dope 😊
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is so dope 😊
👋🏾 yeth.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
👋🏾 yeth.
Happy Birthday handsome!!! Wishing you all the best on your day! 🥳
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Birthday handsome!!! Wishing you all the best on your day! 🥳
Again…THICK.THANG! 😮💨 😩
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Again…THICK.THANG! 😮💨 😩
That thang look HEAVY!
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That thang look HEAVY!
That’s hilarious 😂 What a time to be alive.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That’s hilarious 😂 What a time to be alive.
Food and Fuckin gon always be a setup lol.
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November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Food and Fuckin gon always be a setup lol.
I also love that your birthdate is literally 10/4 🤭 (Copy That)
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I also love that your birthdate is literally 10/4 🤭 (Copy That)
I cannot argue with those facts. You’re simply correct 😊
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I cannot argue with those facts. You’re simply correct 😊
Yup. 10.11 🖤
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yup. 10.11 🖤
😵💫 overload. OVERLOAD!
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November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
😵💫 overload. OVERLOAD!
Facts ♎️ #LIBRAGANG 🤭
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November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Facts ♎️ #LIBRAGANG 🤭
My favorite kind of chaos 😂
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My favorite kind of chaos 😂
😮💨 😩 🙌🏾
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
😮💨 😩 🙌🏾
Good Morning ☀️
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Good Morning ☀️