𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 📚
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"𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬."
He/Him | Parody | MV/MS | written by izzy!! | layout by @silvergraphixxfree.bsky.social
He/Him | Parody | MV/MS | written by izzy!! | layout by @silvergraphixxfree.bsky.social
Miles watched Phoenix, then copied the motion. It took him a couple tries and some uneven cuts before he got the hang of it.
"Like this?"
"Like this?"
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Miles watched Phoenix, then copied the motion. It took him a couple tries and some uneven cuts before he got the hang of it.
"Like this?"
"Like this?"
Miles blushed.
"I think Father tried to teach me when I was a child. But no, I haven't. The von Karmas have personal chefs who do all the cooking, so there wasn't much of a point in learning."
"I think Father tried to teach me when I was a child. But no, I haven't. The von Karmas have personal chefs who do all the cooking, so there wasn't much of a point in learning."
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Miles blushed.
"I think Father tried to teach me when I was a child. But no, I haven't. The von Karmas have personal chefs who do all the cooking, so there wasn't much of a point in learning."
"I think Father tried to teach me when I was a child. But no, I haven't. The von Karmas have personal chefs who do all the cooking, so there wasn't much of a point in learning."
"Uh. . ."
Miles took the knife, then stared at it in his hand.
"I, um. . . I don't know how to use this. I worry I may injure myself if I do."
Miles took the knife, then stared at it in his hand.
"I, um. . . I don't know how to use this. I worry I may injure myself if I do."
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"Uh. . ."
Miles took the knife, then stared at it in his hand.
"I, um. . . I don't know how to use this. I worry I may injure myself if I do."
Miles took the knife, then stared at it in his hand.
"I, um. . . I don't know how to use this. I worry I may injure myself if I do."
Miles took the vegetables, then set them on the counter. He wasn't sure what to do with them.
"That does sound lovely. I haven't had curry in a while."
"That does sound lovely. I haven't had curry in a while."
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Miles took the vegetables, then set them on the counter. He wasn't sure what to do with them.
"That does sound lovely. I haven't had curry in a while."
"That does sound lovely. I haven't had curry in a while."
Miles set the bags down on the counter and began to unpack them.
"Of course. Pots and pans are on that rack over there. I think I have kitchen utensils in that drawer by the stove."
"Of course. Pots and pans are on that rack over there. I think I have kitchen utensils in that drawer by the stove."
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Miles set the bags down on the counter and began to unpack them.
"Of course. Pots and pans are on that rack over there. I think I have kitchen utensils in that drawer by the stove."
"Of course. Pots and pans are on that rack over there. I think I have kitchen utensils in that drawer by the stove."
— aside from the microwave and dishwasher, it was never used.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
— aside from the microwave and dishwasher, it was never used.
— space.
Miles felt embarrassed almost as soon as he entered the threshold. Already his brain picked out everything out of place.
"Sorry about the mess. . ."
He took his shoes off and brought the groceries into the kitchen. It was clean to the point of hostility, thought it was also clear that, —
Miles felt embarrassed almost as soon as he entered the threshold. Already his brain picked out everything out of place.
"Sorry about the mess. . ."
He took his shoes off and brought the groceries into the kitchen. It was clean to the point of hostility, thought it was also clear that, —
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
— space.
Miles felt embarrassed almost as soon as he entered the threshold. Already his brain picked out everything out of place.
"Sorry about the mess. . ."
He took his shoes off and brought the groceries into the kitchen. It was clean to the point of hostility, thought it was also clear that, —
Miles felt embarrassed almost as soon as he entered the threshold. Already his brain picked out everything out of place.
"Sorry about the mess. . ."
He took his shoes off and brought the groceries into the kitchen. It was clean to the point of hostility, thought it was also clear that, —
"Oh, you. . ."
Soon enough Miles pulled into his parking spot. He got out and went to the trunk to grab the grocery bags, then walked Phoenix up to his apartment.
The decor was very plain, as Miles had described. His apartment was so clean it was nearly sterile. It was as if nobody lived in the —
Soon enough Miles pulled into his parking spot. He got out and went to the trunk to grab the grocery bags, then walked Phoenix up to his apartment.
The decor was very plain, as Miles had described. His apartment was so clean it was nearly sterile. It was as if nobody lived in the —
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Oh, you. . ."
Soon enough Miles pulled into his parking spot. He got out and went to the trunk to grab the grocery bags, then walked Phoenix up to his apartment.
The decor was very plain, as Miles had described. His apartment was so clean it was nearly sterile. It was as if nobody lived in the —
Soon enough Miles pulled into his parking spot. He got out and went to the trunk to grab the grocery bags, then walked Phoenix up to his apartment.
The decor was very plain, as Miles had described. His apartment was so clean it was nearly sterile. It was as if nobody lived in the —
Miles's ears turned pink.
"Oh, you sweet thing you~"
"Oh, you sweet thing you~"
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Miles's ears turned pink.
"Oh, you sweet thing you~"
"Oh, you sweet thing you~"
Miles took Phoenix's hand as he drove.
"I know I've said this before, but I will warn you my apartment is a bit boring. It basically just had the essentials I need to live somewhat comfortably."
"I know I've said this before, but I will warn you my apartment is a bit boring. It basically just had the essentials I need to live somewhat comfortably."
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Miles took Phoenix's hand as he drove.
"I know I've said this before, but I will warn you my apartment is a bit boring. It basically just had the essentials I need to live somewhat comfortably."
"I know I've said this before, but I will warn you my apartment is a bit boring. It basically just had the essentials I need to live somewhat comfortably."
"Indeed we are."
Miles opened the passenger door for Phoenix before getting in on the driver side. Then he started the car and began the drive to his apartment.
Miles opened the passenger door for Phoenix before getting in on the driver side. Then he started the car and began the drive to his apartment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Indeed we are."
Miles opened the passenger door for Phoenix before getting in on the driver side. Then he started the car and began the drive to his apartment.
Miles opened the passenger door for Phoenix before getting in on the driver side. Then he started the car and began the drive to his apartment.
That got a chuckle out of Miles. He pulled back enough to wipe his face with his sleeve.
"You are quite stubborn."
He took a deep breath.
"Alright. Enough wallowing. We have dinner to cook."
He took Phoenix's hand and walked him to his car.
"You are quite stubborn."
He took a deep breath.
"Alright. Enough wallowing. We have dinner to cook."
He took Phoenix's hand and walked him to his car.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
That got a chuckle out of Miles. He pulled back enough to wipe his face with his sleeve.
"You are quite stubborn."
He took a deep breath.
"Alright. Enough wallowing. We have dinner to cook."
He took Phoenix's hand and walked him to his car.
"You are quite stubborn."
He took a deep breath.
"Alright. Enough wallowing. We have dinner to cook."
He took Phoenix's hand and walked him to his car.
"God, how did I ever get so lucky?"
Miles sniffled and buried his face in Phoenix's shoulder.
"You're the best thing that's ever happened to me."
Miles sniffled and buried his face in Phoenix's shoulder.
"You're the best thing that's ever happened to me."
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"God, how did I ever get so lucky?"
Miles sniffled and buried his face in Phoenix's shoulder.
"You're the best thing that's ever happened to me."
Miles sniffled and buried his face in Phoenix's shoulder.
"You're the best thing that's ever happened to me."
Miles burst into tears completely at that point. He leaned into Phoenix's hands and wrapped his arms around him.
"I love you too. . . More than anything."
"I love you too. . . More than anything."
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Miles burst into tears completely at that point. He leaned into Phoenix's hands and wrapped his arms around him.
"I love you too. . . More than anything."
"I love you too. . . More than anything."
Miles sniffled and wiped his eye with his sleeve.
"I'm trying, but. . . All I do is try and it's never good enough for anyone. I just don't know what to do anymore."
"I'm trying, but. . . All I do is try and it's never good enough for anyone. I just don't know what to do anymore."
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Miles sniffled and wiped his eye with his sleeve.
"I'm trying, but. . . All I do is try and it's never good enough for anyone. I just don't know what to do anymore."
"I'm trying, but. . . All I do is try and it's never good enough for anyone. I just don't know what to do anymore."
That immediately snapped Miles out of it, and he let go of Phoenix's arm.
"I-I'm sorry."
He took it again, much gentler this time.
"I'm sorry, I just. . . I shouldn't have hurt you."
He looked away, already getting in his head about it.
"I-I'm sorry."
He took it again, much gentler this time.
"I'm sorry, I just. . . I shouldn't have hurt you."
He looked away, already getting in his head about it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
That immediately snapped Miles out of it, and he let go of Phoenix's arm.
"I-I'm sorry."
He took it again, much gentler this time.
"I'm sorry, I just. . . I shouldn't have hurt you."
He looked away, already getting in his head about it.
"I-I'm sorry."
He took it again, much gentler this time.
"I'm sorry, I just. . . I shouldn't have hurt you."
He looked away, already getting in his head about it.
That clearly struck a nerve.
"Why, you—!"
He bit his tongue before he could say anything further. With a huff he grabbed Phoenix's arm and dragged him out of the office.
"Never setting foot in this god awful building again. The utter nerve of her! After everything I've done!"
"Why, you—!"
He bit his tongue before he could say anything further. With a huff he grabbed Phoenix's arm and dragged him out of the office.
"Never setting foot in this god awful building again. The utter nerve of her! After everything I've done!"
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That clearly struck a nerve.
"Why, you—!"
He bit his tongue before he could say anything further. With a huff he grabbed Phoenix's arm and dragged him out of the office.
"Never setting foot in this god awful building again. The utter nerve of her! After everything I've done!"
"Why, you—!"
He bit his tongue before he could say anything further. With a huff he grabbed Phoenix's arm and dragged him out of the office.
"Never setting foot in this god awful building again. The utter nerve of her! After everything I've done!"
Miles stood up straighter, he wasn't about to be intimidated out of this.
"I will, and I have. Phoenix is very important to me, and I love him dearly. I would never want to do anything to harm him."
"I will, and I have. Phoenix is very important to me, and I love him dearly. I would never want to do anything to harm him."
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Miles stood up straighter, he wasn't about to be intimidated out of this.
"I will, and I have. Phoenix is very important to me, and I love him dearly. I would never want to do anything to harm him."
"I will, and I have. Phoenix is very important to me, and I love him dearly. I would never want to do anything to harm him."
Miles turned to glare at Mia. Then he pulled Phoenix closer, almost possessively.
"Is that a problem, Ms. Fey?"
"Is that a problem, Ms. Fey?"
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Miles turned to glare at Mia. Then he pulled Phoenix closer, almost possessively.
"Is that a problem, Ms. Fey?"
"Is that a problem, Ms. Fey?"
Miles's glare melted away the second he heard Phoenix's voice. He returned the hug and pressed a kiss to his cheek.
"I am, I wanted to surprise you."
He pulled back just enough to look Phoenix in the face.
"I got everything we need for tonight."
"I am, I wanted to surprise you."
He pulled back just enough to look Phoenix in the face.
"I got everything we need for tonight."
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Miles's glare melted away the second he heard Phoenix's voice. He returned the hug and pressed a kiss to his cheek.
"I am, I wanted to surprise you."
He pulled back just enough to look Phoenix in the face.
"I got everything we need for tonight."
"I am, I wanted to surprise you."
He pulled back just enough to look Phoenix in the face.
"I got everything we need for tonight."
Miles huffed.
"I was referring to that coffee drinking buffoon you have gotten oh so close to."
He lightly smacked Mia's hand away.
"And for the record, I am not here to settle some score you seem to believe I have. I'm not obsessive like you."
"I was referring to that coffee drinking buffoon you have gotten oh so close to."
He lightly smacked Mia's hand away.
"And for the record, I am not here to settle some score you seem to believe I have. I'm not obsessive like you."
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Miles huffed.
"I was referring to that coffee drinking buffoon you have gotten oh so close to."
He lightly smacked Mia's hand away.
"And for the record, I am not here to settle some score you seem to believe I have. I'm not obsessive like you."
"I was referring to that coffee drinking buffoon you have gotten oh so close to."
He lightly smacked Mia's hand away.
"And for the record, I am not here to settle some score you seem to believe I have. I'm not obsessive like you."
"Yes. I'm sure it's not a foreign concept to you, given. . ."
Miles looked between her and Diego.
". . . your, ahem, co-council. Or are you his?"
Miles looked between her and Diego.
". . . your, ahem, co-council. Or are you his?"
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Yes. I'm sure it's not a foreign concept to you, given. . ."
Miles looked between her and Diego.
". . . your, ahem, co-council. Or are you his?"
Miles looked between her and Diego.
". . . your, ahem, co-council. Or are you his?"
His good mood vanished as soon as he saw them. Miles straightened his back and huffed.
"That is none of your concern."
He turned and stuck his nose up. Old habits die hard.
"I have personal business to attend to."
"That is none of your concern."
He turned and stuck his nose up. Old habits die hard.
"I have personal business to attend to."
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
His good mood vanished as soon as he saw them. Miles straightened his back and huffed.
"That is none of your concern."
He turned and stuck his nose up. Old habits die hard.
"I have personal business to attend to."
"That is none of your concern."
He turned and stuck his nose up. Old habits die hard.
"I have personal business to attend to."
— drove to Grossberg's office and decided to surprise Phoenix by walking inside.
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
— drove to Grossberg's office and decided to surprise Phoenix by walking inside.
The text messages made him smile.
📲 Hello Phoenix. ♥️
📲 I just need to finish a couple things, then I will come get you. I can't wait to see you. x
Miles quickly finished said things and packed up for the day. He left his office, locking it behind him before hurrying down to his car. Then he —
📲 Hello Phoenix. ♥️
📲 I just need to finish a couple things, then I will come get you. I can't wait to see you. x
Miles quickly finished said things and packed up for the day. He left his office, locking it behind him before hurrying down to his car. Then he —
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The text messages made him smile.
📲 Hello Phoenix. ♥️
📲 I just need to finish a couple things, then I will come get you. I can't wait to see you. x
Miles quickly finished said things and packed up for the day. He left his office, locking it behind him before hurrying down to his car. Then he —
📲 Hello Phoenix. ♥️
📲 I just need to finish a couple things, then I will come get you. I can't wait to see you. x
Miles quickly finished said things and packed up for the day. He left his office, locking it behind him before hurrying down to his car. Then he —