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Busy, curious, thirsty
I’ve honestly seen Eat Static more times than I can really remember, but I figured those five were a reasonably representative selection
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Thanks Doug! It feels weird that one of the reasons I got put off academia was the amount of time spent on grant proposals; I’ve now done many more for charity than I did in my v short academic spell, but it’s also been more fun this way.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Do you realise we’re looking at a parallel world?
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I watched a figure emerge from the smoking arcing rubble and realised it was myself - somehow in the future I would solve the mysteries of time travel and return to deliver an urgent message. I stared into my own wild, dying eyes as the words sank in:

“do cat-cow 10x every morning. no exceptions”
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
No - you can tell IBM terminology because it’s always in ALLCAPS
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Well, Keir Starmer knows now. I guess you should have used a VPN.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I mean, there’s a sort of wiggly thing you do with your hands..
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
‘The intention was to have him as “forum villain” who forced the forum community to step up their game, in order to beat him.‘

oh dear
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
To some extent yes, but on the other hand the "I insist that you show all your working from first principles" style of annoying argument was very much around on usenet in the 90s and I imagine well before; modern social media made it much more awful.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
you could get one of those scrolly-loop blackboards...
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
EPIC! 😍
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Every number is one of: threeish, threeish bar one, or threeish bar two.

Every number is also one of: fiveish, fiveish bar one, fiveish bar two, fiveish bar three, or fiveish bar four.

...
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yup same!
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No, you shouldn’t. “Cause of outage: wanted to play NMS” is 100% valid and reasonable and anyone who disagrees can pony up to buy you a separate server. It’s not your job to shield people from the fact you’re hosting a public service on your own kit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A mathematical trick that lets you tell what’s going on inside something by only looking at its exterior surface, or vice versa. Like adding up the number of people who’ve gone into the ticket gates and taking away the number emerging, to find how many people are on the tube right now.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the divergence theorem
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
and in turn I’ve got nothing on the Hard Crew, who are called that for good reason I guess!
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
tell us about the old times grandpa adrian! Is it true C could make demons fly out of your nose?
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM