i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would

I cannot say this strongly enough: If posting about fannies and willies on Twitter dot com is absolutely essential and non-negotiable for you - a core part of your personal beliefs and identity - then George Galloway is right over there, and he will welcome you as a brother.

the NHS, Wesley's online chatrooms, the PM's favourite churches...

the state was invented in the early 1200s by Jeff Government