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MATT DOYLE STAN ||| Here so Matthew Doyle can put his feet up ||| Lineup Graphic Lorax ||| Working to eradicate list graphics ||| Fighting to end the Mid-Action Close-Up #NoMoreMACU
With a POWER SHIFT of 154 places from the preseaon ranking to week 1 ranking (highest change in POWER of the season by +64 places), we can see how things look without the preseason POWER RANKING included thanks to this nifty checkbox
October 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Some halftime fun:

Looking at @mattdoyle.bsky.social's POWER RANKINGS from the 2025 MLS Season
October 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Doyle's [Actual Best] XI

(and Second XI and Third XI)
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
REHEATING last week's POWER RANKINGS with a HOT graphic for matchday 29
August 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You used to think that it was so easy
You used to say that it was so easy

h/t @phat7deuce.bsky.social
August 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
meet the graphic for last week's POWER RANKINGS: In which Matt returned
August 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Matt is still out collecting power and before he gets back I have to post this week 27 Power Rankings and record the kazoo covers
August 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Two Power Rankings graphics in less than 24 hours? oh boy what a treat that seems almost impossible
July 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
oh no now I've made it a habit to post LAST WEEK's power rankings graphic this week, everyone HATES it
July 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
many* are saying one can't post LAST WEEK's Power Rankings graphic this week as one missed the timing. life is about all about timing. sometimes we make our own timing

this one's arriving derci

*inventing guys
July 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
WITNESS MATT's power rankings
July 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
no kings only POWER RANKINGS
June 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The only Power Vancouver were concerned about was a powerful flush
June 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Powering up, slaying
June 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
At least the POWER is RANKED!
May 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
twice as much power but still only one graphic
what gives
May 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
feeling powerful and/or rebellious
May 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Roughly a third of the way through the season,
roughly a third of the way through the POWER RANKINGS
May 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
What is powering this hype train(s)!?
April 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Lots of NEW RECORDS set this week oh boy
April 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Canadian overlords and washington dc underlords feels apt
April 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Ottoman regrets initially spelling Tsakiris as Tsikaris (and the hundreds of shirts entered into production were equally ruined by this grave mistake, so we had to make the correction and repost the graphic to save face)
April 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
it's giving science textbook cover, it's giving power rankings
April 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
oh my god
March 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
VOLAR is antifa
March 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM