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David Christianson
@dpchristianson.bsky.social
Blended and Online Learning
History and Theology hobbyist
Christian, but not the mean kind ⚓
Inquirer
He/Him
My best skeets feature my Frenchie-Pugs (#frugs)
Loving your neighbor is resistance to tyranny
Pinned
Everything is awful,
but Violet would like you to get the ball,
and that kind of makes it better.
I named my fists Reply and All because they're about to ruin everybody's day.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is a long article to answer a question with a well-established, evidence-based answer
Is Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime' simply… horrible?
In the decades since its release, "Wonderful Christmastime" has become a seasonal staple beloved by some but loathed by others.
www.npr.org
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
From now on, I will refer to the plastic wine bladder as a wineskin
People are always mocking bag wine like Franzia as if ancient wineskins weren't basically the same thing. Jesus drank bag wine, you guys. 🍷👝 collections.mfa.org/objects/1867...
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This probably won’t help Dallas make the playoffs, and it likely has eliminated KC from a wildcard. My 2 favorite teams (I grew up in Kansas and live in Texas). Boo 😒
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Mahomes can’t always find it, but he hasn’t lost it 🏈
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Discourse commence. 📕
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Having classes scheduled (university) the two days before Thanksgiving Break seems like a tradition that needs to end. Two of 18 of my first year seminar students came to class. Everyone just goes home early, even the ones who just started and are still learning how to college. 🤷‍♂️
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This is great lol
DONT LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Total fustercluck over on X*

*smiles in schadenfreude
Surprise!
"“the number 1 source of news on Earth” is really just a worthless, poisoned hall of mirrors."
Elon Musk’s Worthless, Poisoned Hall of Mirrors
How X blew up its own platform with a new location feature
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The next prayer book will be serving (did I use that right?)
Bishop Loya said "in the spirit of the english reformation and having liturgy in the vernacular, I present this collect for the feast day of k pop demon hunters" 😂 ⚓️

(it was a test question for our electronic voting system)
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just 15 years before I was born. She graduated high school just 4 years before I was born. This is very recent history, but when I learned about it, it seemed ancient, as did the Vietnam War and Watergate. All so recent. Lest we forget.
Reminder: Ruby Bridges is only 71 years old today. She still remembers how one woman she passed on her way into school would threaten to poison her every morning, and how the US Marshalls would only allow her to eat lunch brought from home, just in case.

This history isn't ancient. It's recent.
November 14, 1960: Ruby Nell Bridges Hall an American civil rights activist, became the first Black child to desegregate the all-white William Frantz Elementary School in Louisiana during the New Orleans school desegregation crisis.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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If you have (or will be) impacted by this challenge to #academicfreedom in Texas, consider sharing more about your experience in my dissertation study. #academicsky
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Verily, be thou advised: with great power doth come great duty.
Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Grading an online discussion of obviously AI-generated posts followed by AI generated responses to those posts is disheartening.

The topic is ethical use of AI. I'm spent.
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sandwich Guy is the hero we need.
Such a ridiculous case to begin with: “Jurors showed no appetite for the [DOJs] case against ‘sandwich guy,’ the D.C. resident who chucked a Subway sandwich at the chest of a federal officer, finding him not guilty Thursday after several hours of deliberations.” 🥪✊

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is a remarkable explanation of tithing
Time to post this again it looks like⚓
As many churches kick off “stewardship season”, a quick reminder that the biblical concept of the tithe is a tenth of the produce of the land, falling squarely on property owners with no burden on waged workers. It is a progressive tax on the proceeds of ownership, not a regressive flat income tax.⚓️
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Really squandering my "extra hour" over here on a game I didn't care about until about 45 minutes ago, and now I feel like I have to see it to the end.

Tomorrow Morning Amy is already pretty pissed at Tonight Amy.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Grade: C

Too many false endings. Too many twists. Choose just one, or at the most, two twists, rewrite and resubmit. #WorldSeries2025
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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It’s a good read, but it is somewhat over plotted, and some of the twists towards the end strain credulity. Put it through your typewriter, and submit it again.
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Holy shit that 9th inning had it all.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We get an extra hour of sleep tonight, right? #ExtraInnings
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
From last week, but about to be repeated:

A Jedi Knight, baby yoda, and an Ewok gathered at the trunk of their Nissan Rogue One to distribute force candy to younglings
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Let the campaigning begin.
October 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM