David Guerdette
@dpguerdette.bsky.social
Satire, but a pretty good idea!
Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
“I didn’t sign up for this,” complained an exhausted ICE officer.
open.substack.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Satire, but a pretty good idea!
Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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October 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Russia and USSR spent 40 years grooming Trump as a Russian asset. #longgame #russianagenttrump
There’s a major shift in U.S. cybersecurity policy. A recent CISA memo removed Russia from its list of priorities, focusing instead on China and local systems. Analysts were told not to track Russian cyber threats.
March 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Russia and USSR spent 40 years grooming Trump as a Russian asset. #longgame #russianagenttrump
London is looking better and better!
Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
March 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
London is looking better and better!
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HERO vs ZERO
I'm in a state of shock & still trying to process yesterday's shameful, traitorous debacle in the WH: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. Our standing in the world has plummeted overnight, but the repercussions will be felt forevermore.
#SlavaUkraini🇺🇦 #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
I'm in a state of shock & still trying to process yesterday's shameful, traitorous debacle in the WH: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. Our standing in the world has plummeted overnight, but the repercussions will be felt forevermore.
#SlavaUkraini🇺🇦 #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
March 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
HERO vs ZERO
I'm in a state of shock & still trying to process yesterday's shameful, traitorous debacle in the WH: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. Our standing in the world has plummeted overnight, but the repercussions will be felt forevermore.
#SlavaUkraini🇺🇦 #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
I'm in a state of shock & still trying to process yesterday's shameful, traitorous debacle in the WH: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. Our standing in the world has plummeted overnight, but the repercussions will be felt forevermore.
#SlavaUkraini🇺🇦 #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
"Proud Boys, stand back and stand by!" This is tRumps message to his brown shirts.
February 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Proud Boys, stand back and stand by!" This is tRumps message to his brown shirts.
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This is extraordinarily dangerous. Tomorrow, the legacy media will ask Republican officials about this. Those officials will lie and obfuscate. And the legacy media will move on.
That is part of the crisis we face.
That is part of the crisis we face.
February 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is extraordinarily dangerous. Tomorrow, the legacy media will ask Republican officials about this. Those officials will lie and obfuscate. And the legacy media will move on.
That is part of the crisis we face.
That is part of the crisis we face.
I would watch @petebuttigieg.bsky.social press confferences everyday @democrats.org @housedemocrats.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
I keep saying Dems need to do a daily briefing on Capitol Hill and fill the void, fact check the WH. Hire Pete Buttigeig and give him a staff to do this.
February 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I would watch @petebuttigieg.bsky.social press confferences everyday @democrats.org @housedemocrats.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
DOGE is a scam to steal from those in need to flood money to the billionaire and corporations. DOGE is also trying to shutter agencies investigating Elon Musk companies. Fox guarding the hen house
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
DOGE is a scam to steal from those in need to flood money to the billionaire and corporations. DOGE is also trying to shutter agencies investigating Elon Musk companies. Fox guarding the hen house
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Hey DOGE! Here's some low hanging fruit. Also, tax the billionaires
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hey DOGE! Here's some low hanging fruit. Also, tax the billionaires
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More of this, America.
everything old is new again
February 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
everything old is new again
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Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?
February 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?
I don't want to shock anyone but maaaayyybe people intent on controlling women's bodies might not be good at thinking it through and anticipating unintended consequences.
Wyoming GOP Bill To Ban Abortion Would Accidentally Ban Chemo www.wonkette.com/p/wyoming-go...
Wyoming GOP Bill To Ban Abortion Would Accidentally Ban Chemo www.wonkette.com/p/wyoming-go...
Wyoming GOP Bill To Ban Abortion Would Accidentally Ban Chemo
They thought they were being very clever, but they were not.
www.wonkette.com
February 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I don't want to shock anyone but maaaayyybe people intent on controlling women's bodies might not be good at thinking it through and anticipating unintended consequences.
Wyoming GOP Bill To Ban Abortion Would Accidentally Ban Chemo www.wonkette.com/p/wyoming-go...
Wyoming GOP Bill To Ban Abortion Would Accidentally Ban Chemo www.wonkette.com/p/wyoming-go...
stolen from the New Yorker
February 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
stolen from the New Yorker
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Excellent post
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Excellent post
Wish I'd thought of this.
January 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wish I'd thought of this.
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very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
In addition to metal detectors at all entrances to the Pentagon, they're now installalling breathalizers.
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
Pete Hegseth Is Confirmed as Defense Secretary By Slim Margin (Gift Article)
Pete Hegseth has vowed to bring his “warrior” ethos to the Pentagon. Democrats had assailed him as unfit for the job, and his confirmation came down to Vice President JD Vance serving as tiebreaker.
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In addition to metal detectors at all entrances to the Pentagon, they're now installalling breathalizers.
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
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We should stand with vulnerable people no matter what, because it's the right thing to do. But it's also very important to note that solidarity is PRACTICAL.
A trans person is a gateway to other queer people. An asylum seeker is a gateway to citizens. A Muslim is a gateway to Jews. On & on.
A trans person is a gateway to other queer people. An asylum seeker is a gateway to citizens. A Muslim is a gateway to Jews. On & on.
We tried telling everyone that it isn't just about trans kids, or just about trans people.
They are coming for ALL LGBTQIA people, cis or trans.
Far too many pretended the right is mostly targeting gender. That was never the case.
They are coming for ALL LGBTQIA people, cis or trans.
Far too many pretended the right is mostly targeting gender. That was never the case.
January 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We should stand with vulnerable people no matter what, because it's the right thing to do. But it's also very important to note that solidarity is PRACTICAL.
A trans person is a gateway to other queer people. An asylum seeker is a gateway to citizens. A Muslim is a gateway to Jews. On & on.
A trans person is a gateway to other queer people. An asylum seeker is a gateway to citizens. A Muslim is a gateway to Jews. On & on.