Also, when the DMV is bad, it’s generally because of systemic underinvestment that leaves a tiny cadre of poorly paid employees trying to service overwhelming demand with laughably inadequate resources under awful working conditions. Same goes for the post office, btw.

No kidding, right?

Fuck, that’s the one I go to on my bike (the closer one isn’t safe to get to except by car)

Lookin’ good, shipmate!

Human bites can be pretti nasti, you know!

Well, in Korea, in the US, as everywhere, it only goes this way if the side whose orders you’re rejecting *loses.*

Yes, would love to — though it will likely confirm my eccentricity rather than reveal any particular truths about young men.

Not entirely true — I would say I got through that phase early on (and though I was definitely curious, it was never really tempting). Though I would also say tattoos generally represent more that curiosity.

Fair. It’s gotten to the point now though where I really can’t tell when she’s joking. The farscape reference, sure, but she’s sent me videos like that in all seriousness—and gets equally offended when I point out they aren’t credible. 🤷‍♂️

AITA???