André
@dreco.me
Avid homosexual
Tennis. Travel. TV/Movies. Music.
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Tennis. Travel. TV/Movies. Music.
DMV | 📷: @an_dre_c
“Is your thyroid enlarged?” Is a wild thing to yell at somebody you don’t know at a cocktail party around a group of other people
#married2med
#married2med
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Is your thyroid enlarged?” Is a wild thing to yell at somebody you don’t know at a cocktail party around a group of other people
#married2med
#married2med
Toya is so messy and I love it #married2med
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Toya is so messy and I love it #married2med
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
One thing about it, Toya and Eugene love a new house!! #married2med
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
One thing about it, Toya and Eugene love a new house!! #married2med
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I be in my girl ear like these.
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I be in my girl ear like these.
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✨We are here for a good time ✨
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
✨We are here for a good time ✨
“Dm for pricing” is one of the clearest indicators to me that someone is a scammer
You aren’t selling something bespoke
Say the price out loud
You aren’t selling something bespoke
Say the price out loud
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Dm for pricing” is one of the clearest indicators to me that someone is a scammer
You aren’t selling something bespoke
Say the price out loud
You aren’t selling something bespoke
Say the price out loud
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Let me watch Derry before I go to bed (with a smile and a ribbon in my hair)
a cartoon of a girl in a purple dress dancing on a pink surface .
ALT: a cartoon of a girl in a purple dress dancing on a pink surface .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Let me watch Derry before I go to bed (with a smile and a ribbon in my hair)
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People say “believe women”. Until the man is someone they know.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
People say “believe women”. Until the man is someone they know.
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It’s funny when y’all married and post the disheveled doll meme bc like, congrats on rolling over 🙄
a woman with short hair and red lipstick is standing on a street in front of a parking meter .
ALT: a woman with short hair and red lipstick is standing on a street in front of a parking meter .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It’s funny when y’all married and post the disheveled doll meme bc like, congrats on rolling over 🙄
The most disturbing part of Weapons for me is that gay couple sitting down to eat 7 hotdogs (with mustard only!), chips, carrots, a giant bowl of ranch, and cookies
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The most disturbing part of Weapons for me is that gay couple sitting down to eat 7 hotdogs (with mustard only!), chips, carrots, a giant bowl of ranch, and cookies
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Al Roker: Now for the fan favorite New York police marching band.
Me: Fan favorite, Al?
13yo: Just because people are too afraid to boo doesn’t make them a fan favorite.
Me: Nice one [Dad-boy high 5]
Me: Fan favorite, Al?
13yo: Just because people are too afraid to boo doesn’t make them a fan favorite.
Me: Nice one [Dad-boy high 5]
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Al Roker: Now for the fan favorite New York police marching band.
Me: Fan favorite, Al?
13yo: Just because people are too afraid to boo doesn’t make them a fan favorite.
Me: Nice one [Dad-boy high 5]
Me: Fan favorite, Al?
13yo: Just because people are too afraid to boo doesn’t make them a fan favorite.
Me: Nice one [Dad-boy high 5]
Pumpkin pie?!
*rethinks vote*
*rethinks vote*
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Pumpkin pie?!
*rethinks vote*
*rethinks vote*