Dr. Gnawbones
@drgnawbones.bsky.social
Orcish Boar Punk. Sometime Demon Coyote. Occasional Space Alien. He/Him. 38. NSFW and 18+ ONLY. Gay Hypno Microfiction. I write smut. Married & Monogamous.
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Every time I come back to house sit for my folks I forget how casually hostile the suburbs are
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Every time I come back to house sit for my folks I forget how casually hostile the suburbs are
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I mean we really need it but that’s a lot all at once. Flood danger for sure
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I mean we really need it but that’s a lot all at once. Flood danger for sure
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November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I mean we really need it but that’s a lot all at once. Flood danger for sure
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I mean we really need it but that’s a lot all at once. Flood danger for sure
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Stuck being of two minds today because on the one hand, I’ve been under the weather and I should probably just have some chicken soup or something but then again, I saw a short video about calzones and now I want a calzone more than anything else on this earth
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November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Stuck being of two minds today because on the one hand, I’ve been under the weather and I should probably just have some chicken soup or something but then again, I saw a short video about calzones and now I want a calzone more than anything else on this earth
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Husband took us out for beers and big ole’ fat boy burritos and now I must nap for a thousand years
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November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Husband took us out for beers and big ole’ fat boy burritos and now I must nap for a thousand years
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hypnotist finishing your sentences for you, and no matter where they take what you were gonna say, you find it impossible to disagree with them, impossible to think you were gonna say anything else
"I think--"
"Nothing. You don't think anything at all."
"...Yeah! I don't think anything at all..."
"I think--"
"Nothing. You don't think anything at all."
"...Yeah! I don't think anything at all..."
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
hypnotist finishing your sentences for you, and no matter where they take what you were gonna say, you find it impossible to disagree with them, impossible to think you were gonna say anything else
"I think--"
"Nothing. You don't think anything at all."
"...Yeah! I don't think anything at all..."
"I think--"
"Nothing. You don't think anything at all."
"...Yeah! I don't think anything at all..."
Me when I play Stardew
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Me when I play Stardew
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Prideful Hardass Stickler Chef Boar BF and Laidback Reliable Stoner Line Cook Bear BF (they are both big fat sweaty guys)
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December 15, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Prideful Hardass Stickler Chef Boar BF and Laidback Reliable Stoner Line Cook Bear BF (they are both big fat sweaty guys)
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Kicking a footprint-shaped hole in the multiverse and banishing you to the feet dimension
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October 28, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Kicking a footprint-shaped hole in the multiverse and banishing you to the feet dimension
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ATTENTION HYPNO FANS!!!
Eye inductions are OUT!
Ass inductions are IN!
I will be taking no questions!
Eye inductions are OUT!
Ass inductions are IN!
I will be taking no questions!
a snowman is standing in the snow next to a pole and a sign that says `` work work work work work '' .
Alt: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man appearing to twerk with caption:
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
ATTENTION HYPNO FANS!!!
Eye inductions are OUT!
Ass inductions are IN!
I will be taking no questions!
Eye inductions are OUT!
Ass inductions are IN!
I will be taking no questions!
Needling my Gen X husband by pronouncing “Evanescence” like “Renaissance”
a man singing into a microphone with the words screaming loudly i cant wake up in yellow letters
Alt: a man singing into a microphone with the words screaming loudly i cant wake up in yellow letters
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November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Needling my Gen X husband by pronouncing “Evanescence” like “Renaissance”
Daddy issues flaring up big time, need to make Crime Dad proud and I bet his teeny tiny feet smell crazy
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a cartoon gorilla is hugging a man and says " i 'm so proud of you "
Alt: a cartoon gorilla is hugging a man and says " i 'm so proud of you "
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November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Daddy issues flaring up big time, need to make Crime Dad proud and I bet his teeny tiny feet smell crazy
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This naval/pirate update to Civ VII is really, really fun. Enjoying being an absolute menace 😈
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November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This naval/pirate update to Civ VII is really, really fun. Enjoying being an absolute menace 😈
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Colleague got my resume in to a really cool and well known restaurant 🤞
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Colleague got my resume in to a really cool and well known restaurant 🤞
Getting zonked via Thanksgiving food coma and brainwashed all the next day, we call that Blank Friday
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November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Getting zonked via Thanksgiving food coma and brainwashed all the next day, we call that Blank Friday
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Anyone else find it obnoxious when a piece of all ages/family friendly media has some minor dark theme and people say it’s not for kids when it obviously, blatantly is? Like kids can handle a little strife. I say this as an animation fan. 🙄
a cartoon of a roller coaster with a rainbow and clouds in the background
Alt: a cartoon of a roller coaster with a rainbow and clouds in the background
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November 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Anyone else find it obnoxious when a piece of all ages/family friendly media has some minor dark theme and people say it’s not for kids when it obviously, blatantly is? Like kids can handle a little strife. I say this as an animation fan. 🙄
I’m coming down with a cold but hot tea and warm blankets are coming in clutch
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I have this good quality sherpa-lined corduroy coat that I dedicated for home use only and it was such a good call. Maximum cozy with no road dust or whatever. Can wear it in bed
a cartoon cat is laying under a blanket holding a pink cup of coffee
Alt: a cartoon cat is laying under a blanket holding a pink cup of coffee
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November 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m coming down with a cold but hot tea and warm blankets are coming in clutch
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I have this good quality sherpa-lined corduroy coat that I dedicated for home use only and it was such a good call. Maximum cozy with no road dust or whatever. Can wear it in bed
a cartoon cat is laying under a blanket holding a pink cup of coffee
Alt: a cartoon cat is laying under a blanket holding a pink cup of coffee
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November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I have this good quality sherpa-lined corduroy coat that I dedicated for home use only and it was such a good call. Maximum cozy with no road dust or whatever. Can wear it in bed
So sick of YouTube thumbnails of ai generated food 🤮 uncanny rubber looking bullshit. Why is this crap so pervasive everywhere
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
So sick of YouTube thumbnails of ai generated food 🤮 uncanny rubber looking bullshit. Why is this crap so pervasive everywhere
Hypnotist with a “My Eyes Are Up Here” t-shirt
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November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hypnotist with a “My Eyes Are Up Here” t-shirt
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How going to the kitchen for water in the dark feels after waking up from an alien abduction nightmare
a dark room with a sign that says a la entrada de personal on it
Alt: a dark room with a sign that says a la entrada de personal on it
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November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
How going to the kitchen for water in the dark feels after waking up from an alien abduction nightmare
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