David Ritchie
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David Ritchie
@dritchie.bsky.social
Chameleon, comedian, Corinthian and caricature.

"James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social
"Fan" - New Zealand Listener
"Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand
Reposted by David Ritchie
"Chat, j'ai pété" (courtesy of my non-French speaking kids)
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Chat, j'ai pété" (courtesy of my non-French speaking kids)
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A bit weird to describe "Temple of Doom" like that but ok
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Fun fact: both his parents were 5'10" but I guess Charles had his elevated socks for this portrait.
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
All hail Prince William, truly a giant among men

(William is actually 6'3")
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Jakobi" = close enough, I guess
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Don't play sports which involve knocks to the head or shady managers
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM