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drl -isn't into spooky season, but y'all have fun- dCsta
@drl.bsky.social
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As a child drl's mother told him he could be anything when he grew up so they promised to grow up to be somebody.

In the end, both should have been more specific.

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~~Submitted~~ Posted without context nor comment.
Other than this.
Obviously.
"Live [for] ever (if you don't jerk it)" in the Zoran font/formatting]
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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alt text added
(I am slightly concerned that what I am taking from this image may not be what this image is giving, but none the less: lol. lmao)
cartoon image of Foghorn Leghorn -A somewhat anthropomorphic chicken who is surprisingly yoked when you really look at him- literally speaking down to a younger chick as a dog -who upon reflection didn't have a name that I can recall- looks on affecting an air of "I'm just minding my business" while rolling his eyes. The implication being that Foghorn is yelling the quoted tweets text which reads as follows: "6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Something something cathedrals everywhere.
A time warner cable of New York City manhole cover which features a stylized eye around which is text in a book font (that would look dope on a hoodie [minus the time warner text])
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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/me sighs deeply
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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The delight of finding out it is vaguely possible that my (2nd) favorite take on "A horse walks into a bar" joke may be my own creation dashed by having a robot explain it to me.
--A tragedy
Google search results for "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Why the long face" The horse says/; nothing. He's a horse. Horses can't talk." with an "AI Overview" up top that reads "That's a twist on the classic joke! The original setup is a well-known anti-joke that subverts expectations by offering a literal, non-humorous punchline, emphasizing that, in reality, horses cannot talk."
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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drl didn't do it - Indrlstrial Revolution
October 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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If you’re sleepy go to sleep
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Monsieur Bird Type Beat (Sneak Preview)
September 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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wake up, neverland
it’s time for bed
goodnight, neverland

🎶drl didn’t do it - Castles in the sky
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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#ThrowbackThursday
A very bb drl with his childhood best friend -just…the whitest white boy imaginable, bowl cut provided by my mother and all- looking somewhat menacing (or as if the sun is in their eyes) with the NYC skyline, including the Twin Towers looming in the distance behind them
September 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Just an absolute specimen, my baby is.
A singular, archetypical, almost simulacrum of a good girl.
A Very Good Girl.
Boggles the mind.
I live my life boggled.
If you see me, I’m boggled.
Boggled and beguiled.
Boggled, beguiled, and blessed.
May you too be boggled, beguiled, and blessed.
September 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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equal parts gutted & delighted to discover -should society not collapse- I am only a few years away from yelling "I HAVE PIERCINGS OLDER THAN YOU" at arbitrary ppl whose almost certainly valid criticisms I've decided to ignore

(shout out bodyartforms.com, been a loyal customer for almost 20 years)
screenshot of an order history page on an e-commerce website. It shows three products ordered a combination of glass and silicone plugs (earrings). The Placed On date is 4 September 2006
August 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Please copy // paste this image and this text† into a quote skeet†† with alt text (without looking at my alt text first)

†but not the text below, just the Call to Action†††

††I mean you could reply I guess but this is important & needs maximum visibility!

†††or this text. the text above I mean.
a doodle of a silly lil guy. Like some kind of humunculus wearing wither a mickey mouse hat or possibly princesess leia buns. The lil guy's eyes are simple dots within circles and is sticking out it's tongue in such a way to appear somewhat vacant and distant. The lil guy is parallel to the viewer and appears to have two hands within some kind of mittens below the sticking out tongue that adds an extra layer of whimsy this thousand yard stare wearing disney homunculi. Below the guy is a pair of headphones that from the perspective shown would easily fit onto the head of our lil guy, fred. I named him fred. ALTERNATIVELY Apparently some people two faces as seen from the side. This does not account for what is obviously a tongue nor the placement / sizing / perspective of the headphone and assumes the mittens are toothy grins, each one belonging to a separate half of this two faces creature being torn apart. I could see where one might think this at a glance but am confident that my friends insisting this was the OBVIOUS interpretation that ANYONE would land upon should they take even a SECOND to look with any purpose was gaslighting, plain and simple.
August 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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i love my dog so fucking much
dija -a black-in-this-light pound puppy mix who, in this specific photos bears a vague resemblance to 50 Cent- standing triumphantly atop a rock, looking down upon all of the things that she is bigger than, which is to say everything. she is looking at everything because she is the biggest dog in the world.
August 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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dija likes pineapple!
An absolute specimen of a pup. Black at first glance but a deep chestnut upon any thing above a cursory glance, something no one could possibly give her. Also, her stomach is white and she has a figaro link chain on. So this pup is yawning like she refused to engage with any other dogs at the dog park but insisted on taking a VERY long walk several hours later because of course she is. Despite this yawn both her eyes and her posture -a paw resting such to put her elbow on my leg such as to suggest a palpable air of “yeah, so what? Imma do it again”- suggest she knows what she’s doing. Also, there is a foot in the are in the background. I don’t know what makes a foot sexy, but please assume mine are. Oh, there’s no pineapple in the picture, that is a new discovery and this is an old picture. But that’s just between us, the alt text appreciators and or ppl hoping for links to more descriptions of my feet. Which are sexy.
August 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Who the fuck is this?
July 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It’s 100 degrees out so might as well throw a shrimp on the barbie
Just, the most perfect puppy imaginable wearing a circa 1999 silver figaro link chain on its next curled up in a shrimp like position, snoozling softly
July 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Counterpoint
A screencap of a billboard article, dated 08/14/2001 with the headline "Powerman 5000 Postpones Album, Tour" with a dek reading "Powerman 5000 has postponed the Aug. 28 release of its upcoming DreamWorks album, "Anyone for Doomsday?[...]""
July 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Oh shit, if we're doing "Weird diagrams that no one asked for that only a _VERY_ specific audience will find funny" I'm throwing quite possibly the best thing I've ever done into the ring

(this alt text nearly killed me)
Jesus christ, this is going to be rough. It's a a 3x3 grid of squares. Each square has three sections separate by a horizontal line. Working diagonally from the top left to bottom right the squares read: "REO | SPEED | WAGON" , "GO! | SPEED | RACER" and "GOD | SPEED! | YOU BLACK EMPEROR" The Middle Left Square has "GO! | SPEED | WAGON" and the bottom left square has "GOD | SPEED | WAGON" The Upper middle square has "REO | SPEED | RACER" and the lower middle square has "GOD | SPEED | RACER" The Upper right hand square has "REO | SPEED! | YOU BLACK EMPEROR" and the middle right hand square has "GO! | SPEED! | YOU BLACK EMPEROR" If this description doesn't seem funny, don't worry, the visual isn't any better (but if it does, the visual is *hilarious*
July 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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doing the thing in the QT
do the thing in the QT (with alt text, of course)
several pairs of slip on, Vans-like shoes, all of which have been tagged repeatedly with a stylized `drl?`, some of which having little stars filling in the space between the tags. In the photo only the toes are "star'd" but I've since filled in the rest...but am too lazy to take a new picture
July 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Tangentially: in looking for a picture of The Old Man I've discovered that The Equalizer -in addition to be the only film Denzel Washington has starred in and then gone on to make a (2!) sequel(s) to- was originally a long running TV show in the 80s starring one of the main villains from Hot Fuzz
Tom Weaver, an old, white, man - not to be confused with The Old Man from Robocop- wearing a suit and a scowl looking slightly askance to the camera
July 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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HOLY SHIT GRIG IS THE OLD MAN FROM ROBO COP??!
The Old Man, from Robocop. He is in fact an old, white, man wearing a suit and a scowl looking into the camera. A reptilian humanoid with wrinked brown skin what I am only noticing now for the first time is an incredibly phallicly shaped head. They are wearing a bright white space suit in what appears to be a cave.
July 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Rewatching The Last Starfighter for the first time in like 20 years and talk about your timeless, unproblematic† masterpieces.

Just an absolute banger from end to end.

†Save for the little brother meeting Grig and immediately swearing allegiance to what he inexplicably assumes to be a space nazi
July 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Goodnight, neverland
July 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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An important thing to know about me is that I am absolutely a hater, but I put sincere effort into not being a dick about it.
A slack message (from me) that reads: “I mean, on the long list of things that have made me mutter “I’m going to die alone and THIS guy’s out there fuckin?” recently, this is easily the most benign. In fact, good for him.”
July 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM