Lars Bergmann
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October 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
No data, no words, no problems.
Proudly brought to you by the Department of Dumb.
Proudly brought to you by the Department of Dumb.
We are, most probably, the only species to foresee its own extinction - and perfect the means to achieve it.
We measured collapse, celebrated it as innovation, and called the ruins progress.
We measured collapse, celebrated it as innovation, and called the ruins progress.
October 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We are, most probably, the only species to foresee its own extinction - and perfect the means to achieve it.
We measured collapse, celebrated it as innovation, and called the ruins progress.
We measured collapse, celebrated it as innovation, and called the ruins progress.
We are making every effort to complete the job as quickly as possible.
October 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We are making every effort to complete the job as quickly as possible.
Cities will drown, then burn, then rebuild - smaller, meaner, hungrier.
Borders will harden; people will move anyway.
Children will grow up asking what “normal weather” used to mean.
And we will tell them stories of seasons that once knew their place.
Borders will harden; people will move anyway.
Children will grow up asking what “normal weather” used to mean.
And we will tell them stories of seasons that once knew their place.
October 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Cities will drown, then burn, then rebuild - smaller, meaner, hungrier.
Borders will harden; people will move anyway.
Children will grow up asking what “normal weather” used to mean.
And we will tell them stories of seasons that once knew their place.
Borders will harden; people will move anyway.
Children will grow up asking what “normal weather” used to mean.
And we will tell them stories of seasons that once knew their place.
The air will taste like heat.
The rains will come all at once - or not at all.
Fields will turn to dust, rivers to memory.
Food will be scarce, water will be currency.
The rains will come all at once - or not at all.
Fields will turn to dust, rivers to memory.
Food will be scarce, water will be currency.
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The air will taste like heat.
The rains will come all at once - or not at all.
Fields will turn to dust, rivers to memory.
Food will be scarce, water will be currency.
The rains will come all at once - or not at all.
Fields will turn to dust, rivers to memory.
Food will be scarce, water will be currency.
Zero sugar, yet a symphony of lab-born thrills: sucralose, caffeine, taurine…
Like a science fair in your bloodstream.
Monster’s love letter to the 21st-century metabolism.
Like a science fair in your bloodstream.
Monster’s love letter to the 21st-century metabolism.
July 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Zero sugar, yet a symphony of lab-born thrills: sucralose, caffeine, taurine…
Like a science fair in your bloodstream.
Monster’s love letter to the 21st-century metabolism.
Like a science fair in your bloodstream.
Monster’s love letter to the 21st-century metabolism.
📌 In Nature:
7σ ≠ Nature
Natural variability rarely exceeds 2σ.
7σ means the system has changed.
Radically.
7σ ≠ Nature
Natural variability rarely exceeds 2σ.
7σ means the system has changed.
Radically.
July 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
📌 In Nature:
7σ ≠ Nature
Natural variability rarely exceeds 2σ.
7σ means the system has changed.
Radically.
7σ ≠ Nature
Natural variability rarely exceeds 2σ.
7σ means the system has changed.
Radically.
📌 In Industrial Engineering (Six Sigma):
6σ = "Perfect" process: 3.4 defects per million
7σ = 0.019 defects per billion
A 7σ event is beyond "perfection". It’s fantasy.
6σ = "Perfect" process: 3.4 defects per million
7σ = 0.019 defects per billion
A 7σ event is beyond "perfection". It’s fantasy.
July 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
📌 In Industrial Engineering (Six Sigma):
6σ = "Perfect" process: 3.4 defects per million
7σ = 0.019 defects per billion
A 7σ event is beyond "perfection". It’s fantasy.
6σ = "Perfect" process: 3.4 defects per million
7σ = 0.019 defects per billion
A 7σ event is beyond "perfection". It’s fantasy.