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Dr Neil & Mr Price
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From the banks of the Ōreti to the mighty Yarra.
Surgeon for little people. Educator for big people. Inventor of the elder-flower martini. Standing in authentic wonder...
He/Him.
Some of these bleets don’t even reflect my own opinions...
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The Guardian two posts below you…
Screen cap of a guardian story about rage rooms Rage rooms: can smashing stuff up really help to relieve anger and stress? Venues promoting destruction as stress relief are appearing around the UK but experts - ... With the picture of the pope holding a baseball bat on an aeroplane
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Former male jail nurse or Male former jail nurse???
Headline: Former male jail nurse to go on trial on sex charges early next year A former male nurse at the county jail charged with making inappropriate sexual c... Photo of someone presenting as male
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Elon left me here
The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words? Picture of a rocket and two astronauts
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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My two favourite albums. Tijuana Christmas just does not sound wintery, the Steve Newcombe one does had a few more wintery vibes but the calypso version of Mary's Boy Child gives beach
The Sound of Brass: Tijuana Christmas Steve Newcomb Trio: Cocktail Jazz Christmas
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Scooby do suprised face with “Runctitional?” Written below A quote from the crazy AI poster
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Archer meme DO YOU WANT CONSPIRACY THEORIES? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW WE GET CONSPIRACY THEORIES mgflip.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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CW: Christmas

4 weeks to go!
Breaking my self imposed restriction on NO CHRISTMAS TILL DECEMBER with a vintage kitten Christmas print shirt and a Christmas tree lapel pin as I have two Christmas/end of year activities today
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Do swiss soldiers smoke a lot of roaches?
A Swiss Army knife and the little tweezers…what are they for??? Militarily speaking
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Thats a long time between slices
above post about slices of cheese suggesting an interval of at least 19 hours between slices
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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December, the longest month...
an email that says the next surgical grand round is scheduled for 110 December 2025
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Biglyest number. Somebody needs to explain to him what the - before the number means
A D Trump “truth” I HAVE JUST GOTTEN THE HIGHEST POLL NUMBERS OF MY "POLITICAL CAREER." While my great work on the Economy has not yet been fully appreciated, it will be! Things are really Rockin'. Stopping WARS and Foreign Relations seems to be a strong suit. Also great, The Border and Stopping Crime. I predict that the Economy, with the already HIGHEST STOCK MARKET, EVER, and prices coming sharply down from the Biden disaster, will soon be at the top of the list. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Parliament getting into the action too
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Awesomely atmospheric lightening
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Oreti Beach!
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from?

That’ll do nicely
The world’s fastest Indian with Anthony Hopkins…in which he actually nails a Southland accent
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank…
Picture of Pope Leo holding a microphone and has his eyes partly closed, really looks like he is rocking out a karaoke
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Tim Gurner has just ruined it for everyone
Cafe menu featuring Red Chili scramble Breakfast salad Smashed avocado (on toast) And Baba Ganoush Every dish *except* the smashed avo is flagged as being “popular”
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Sad that my workplace has essentially gone paperless…
A collection of stamps I have but never get to use Red rectangle that has the negative imprint of “censored” Bold black “WTF” Bit faded has DEAL WITH THIS in the middle and above/below some check boxes ☑️ pretty please ☑️ you better ☑️ for Pete’s sake ☑️ for me ☑️ now ☑️quietly ☑️ correctly ☑️ or else And A Bold black STOP with three check boxes beside ☑️ in the name of love ☑️ collaborate and listen ☑️ it’s hammer time
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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It has begun
Got winter is coming meme “BRACE YOURSELVES THE "BEST OF 2025" LISTS ARE COMING”
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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how it started, how it's going....
Elon musk tweet "Make comedy legal again!" The conversation AUNZ article "Donald Trump says some satire could be 'illegal', evoking an age when criticising a monarch could see you drawn and quartered.
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Would make a good advert….
Picture of a sad looking trump walking past a flag on the ground at the bottom of a flag pole (skill issue) text added “can’t get it up? Call now”
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Pigeon or gull?
It’s a pigeon but it is mostly white with wings that are grey in the shoulder part and black at the tips -just like a gull
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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AC⚡️DC louder than Taylor Swift!
A photo of the MCG AC/DC are raiding the roof (figuratively)
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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This is a genuinely “greening” feature in a hotel room, I wish this was universal
A filtered water tap
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM