Just a dystopian nightmare dropping on a Monday lunchtime

Goodnight 'Land of the Free', stay safe

I mean, whilst it's frustrating to see Arsenal allow our title charge to hit the buffers, we are at least not at the 'hold head in hands as the world burns' world of Spurs..

"So what I'm really looking for is a strong 'sinister 3rd world dictator lit from below' energy"

Absolutely fantastic work America..

When even Stev Bannon thinks you're evil..

Oh this is utterly glorious..

Cracking top class journalism by @theguardian.com who suggest that Littler is better than American Open winner because he is 'actually really good'. Insightful analysis. Putting your body on the line for an entire two week tournament has some slightly different requirment imagine..

#southdowns

After struggling with a sore throat, I'm deploying one of the strongest well-being remedies the 80s had to offer.

The Pyrex jug will amplify the effect, and I'm going with all 4 servings to ensure maximum effectiveness

A 'managed to fit in a plod through the woods' kind of day

So, day two of 'what shall I do with all the time I used to spend getting angry on Twitter', it's time to actually learn how to play 7 string #metal #guitar #chuglife

Well, let's start as we mean to go on shall we...