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And... having a big impact on small town law enforcement.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
And... having a big impact on small town law enforcement.
And to lift this new crazy and dangerous policy.
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
And to lift this new crazy and dangerous policy.
We are living in strange times.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We are living in strange times.
There is much to lose, no doubt.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There is much to lose, no doubt.
They have also made small towns a lot less safe.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They have also made small towns a lot less safe.
And just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier?
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
And just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier?
There is no time to lose.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There is no time to lose.
Wow. Just wow.
Literally? All of it.
Literally? All of it.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wow. Just wow.
Literally? All of it.
Literally? All of it.
The craziness continues.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The craziness continues.
Some of this makes absolutely no sense.
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Some of this makes absolutely no sense.
Let's see how he feels when his town has no sheriff.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Let's see how he feels when his town has no sheriff.
These tariffs are increasingly unhinged.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
These tariffs are increasingly unhinged.
What's next for rural America?
No more sheriffs.
No more sheriffs.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What's next for rural America?
No more sheriffs.
No more sheriffs.
A leading psychiatrist accused President Donald Trump of spouting "nonsense" about everything...
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A leading psychiatrist accused President Donald Trump of spouting "nonsense" about everything...
it is madness...
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
it is madness...
Baltimore business owners, and sheriffs everywhere...
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Baltimore business owners, and sheriffs everywhere...
and, sheriffs are hit now as well...
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
and, sheriffs are hit now as well...
and... your town may be in lockdown soon
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
and... your town may be in lockdown soon
I guess Sheriffs couldn't come up with the required bail.
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I guess Sheriffs couldn't come up with the required bail.
Also, no to this too.
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Also, no to this too.
Tariffs on Sheriffs?
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Tariffs on Sheriffs?