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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 1d

...lore not low, phone.

DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 1d

The problem is I don't know AoS low above a basic level. PancreasNoWork would be my goto to handle this subject. He's much more equipped for the task.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 1d

Our audience remembers to shill for our episodes more than we do... We suck at the business end of things huh?

Emmett Initiative @emmett.click · 1d

hey @drruler.bsky.social and @onekuosora.bsky.social

the latest episode is a fucking BANGER

for people who want to learn about the immaculate drip of 40k, here’s the link

youtu.be/I7Z4WgjceTU?...

Judging Every Warhammer 40K Faction's IMMACULATE Drip (ft. Miwabelle)

YouTube video by Poorhammer

youtu.be

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 1d

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #8:

"Use me!"
"Yeah, use him, stop touching my body."

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 2d

For people who think I'm baiting you into joining Patreon on the most recent episode with the poll:

First and second (and third and fourth) place are literally one vote apart right now. I ain't lying about how close these end up.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 6d

I don't usually bother showing off the constant ad-read requests we get because they get tedious after awhile, but sometimes it's worth reading them.

IT'S THE MEME AGAIN!!! (Still a no though.)

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 10d

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #7:

"What's so wrong with using your laptop vent to warm your Vaseline bottle when you're working from home?"

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onekuosora.bsky.social @onekuosora.bsky.social · 16d

Yo, don't forget we have a sale on our merch until the end of the month.

10% off everything, 20% off if you order 2 or more items

shop.orchideight.com/collections/...

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 17d

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #6:

"Pegging is fine and all but sometimes you really want the real thing."

... It isn't even lunch for 5 more minutes.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 18d

Completely sober thought:

Space Wolves are Anakin Skywalker.

They hate sand and murder the women and children too.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 20d

*shrill girly scream*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*deep breath*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHHJHHHHJHHHHH

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 21d

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #5:

"Simultaneous climax, now that's rare."

"...Bro, that's not supposed to be rare."

"Oh... Well in other news: I'm single again."

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 24d

If you didn't hear on this week's episode, we have a mech sale going on for all Poorhammer merch. It's also the last chance to get some of our older designs before they go away for the foreseeable future.

If you're interested check the info here:

www.patreon.com/posts/138886...

POORHAMMER MERCH FINAL CHANCE SALE! | Solely Singleton

www.patreon.com

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 26d

Dear GW intern who just ruined every Warhammer content creator's weekend plans,

You're a real one. I hope you have a great weekend!

Kind regards,

Brad

P.S.
Berilio says "É isso. Não queria jogar Silk Song mesmo. Só morro naquela bosta. Melhor trabalhar o final de semana inteiro e ficar rico."

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 27d

Sadly, in this case I'm just the one reading it.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 27d

Sometimes you read an email from somebody you know makes much more than you, and you wonder why you tried so hard in school.

...Sometimes I'm the one who sent that email.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 29d

...I'm not providing context or the brainstorming session that followed.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 29d

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #4:

"Oh, come on. Cheer up! We'll let you call us all the straight slurs if it'll make you feel better."

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · Sep 9

I wish I could. We had to dodge "death" and "dead" to not get flagged as too mature of a topic. "Fuck" alone would have killed it.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · Sep 9

Sometimes I make patreon posts and then think about being on the receiving end of them after.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · Sep 8

This week's episode goes up tomorrow at the normal time.

If the dataslate drops, expect next week's episode early. We may drop it as soon as the edit is done this week.

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · Sep 3

Could you be suffering from too much dick?

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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · Sep 2

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #3:

"Honestly, being hung is a win."

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onekuosora.bsky.social @onekuosora.bsky.social · Aug 30

Totally excited to play with my fixed model..... Oh wait

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onekuosora.bsky.social @onekuosora.bsky.social · Aug 30

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