Cassander
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Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Award-winning pun-master. Widely regarded as a bad influence. Small Pixel Hater. He/Him.
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By all the gods and dogs it's good to be home.
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
By all the gods and dogs it's good to be home.
Several 18-wheelers confidently passed me on the thruway while I was going slow because of the weather.
When I passed them later they were confidently in the median/ditch.
When I passed them later they were confidently in the median/ditch.
December 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Several 18-wheelers confidently passed me on the thruway while I was going slow because of the weather.
When I passed them later they were confidently in the median/ditch.
When I passed them later they were confidently in the median/ditch.
Just white-knuckled through complete white-out conditions. Could only tell I was still on the road by the little reflectors on sticks every 100’.
Lord Erie is ROWDY tonight.
Lord Erie is ROWDY tonight.
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Just white-knuckled through complete white-out conditions. Could only tell I was still on the road by the little reflectors on sticks every 100’.
Lord Erie is ROWDY tonight.
Lord Erie is ROWDY tonight.
Finally back in NY, and it’s blowy as fuck outside.
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Finally back in NY, and it’s blowy as fuck outside.
As if today couldn’t get any worse I was reminded that Tim Tebow exists. So if he could just go ahead and OD on smug righteousness that would be great. TIA
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
As if today couldn’t get any worse I was reminded that Tim Tebow exists. So if he could just go ahead and OD on smug righteousness that would be great. TIA
Welp, meme says I gotta be a witch. I’m definitely no calmancer, but headology is a good way to approach users and computers 🤷🏼♂️
Brb, brewing some Special Silicon Liniments.
Brb, brewing some Special Silicon Liniments.
Professional killer. Thanks @deannaraybourn.bsky.social! (Kills Well With Others)
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Welp, meme says I gotta be a witch. I’m definitely no calmancer, but headology is a good way to approach users and computers 🤷🏼♂️
Brb, brewing some Special Silicon Liniments.
Brb, brewing some Special Silicon Liniments.
I am very confident GM could improve the stability and reliability of the software in my Cadillac by embracing vibe-coding and implementing CoPilot before the end of the year.
December 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am very confident GM could improve the stability and reliability of the software in my Cadillac by embracing vibe-coding and implementing CoPilot before the end of the year.
I’m having a miserable time in ~*IOWA*~!
December 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m having a miserable time in ~*IOWA*~!
The only thing that would make this road trip better is a good copilot.
(NOT YOU, MICROSOFT)
(NOT YOU, MICROSOFT)
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The only thing that would make this road trip better is a good copilot.
(NOT YOU, MICROSOFT)
(NOT YOU, MICROSOFT)
The other day someone mentioned MMOs where you controlled a buncha little dudes, and I still miss my City of Heroes/Villains bots/traps Mastermind.
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The other day someone mentioned MMOs where you controlled a buncha little dudes, and I still miss my City of Heroes/Villains bots/traps Mastermind.
Wanted to see if I could navigate to my sister’s new house with no maps in the dark.
Reader, I could not.
Reader, I could not.
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Wanted to see if I could navigate to my sister’s new house with no maps in the dark.
Reader, I could not.
Reader, I could not.
Anyone else suddenly craving a grilled cheese and a cup of tomato soup? Feels like that kinda night.
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Anyone else suddenly craving a grilled cheese and a cup of tomato soup? Feels like that kinda night.
Y’know, I talk a lot of shit about Google and Android.
And they deserve every fuckin’ bit of it.
And they deserve every fuckin’ bit of it.
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Y’know, I talk a lot of shit about Google and Android.
And they deserve every fuckin’ bit of it.
And they deserve every fuckin’ bit of it.
Reposted by Cassander
Gonna set up a laptop in my hotel room in Nebraska to stream the filthiest Transformers smut I can find just to mess up Pornhub's preference data.
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Gonna set up a laptop in my hotel room in Nebraska to stream the filthiest Transformers smut I can find just to mess up Pornhub's preference data.
Gonna set up a laptop in my hotel room in Nebraska to stream the filthiest Transformers smut I can find just to mess up Pornhub's preference data.
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Gonna set up a laptop in my hotel room in Nebraska to stream the filthiest Transformers smut I can find just to mess up Pornhub's preference data.
I feel like the blue highway “Attractions” sign being empty was a bit on the nose for Iowa.
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I feel like the blue highway “Attractions” sign being empty was a bit on the nose for Iowa.
She’s gonna magically pull a TPS report outta her hat in the most disappointing way possible.
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
She’s gonna magically pull a TPS report outta her hat in the most disappointing way possible.
🎶MIIIIIISSIIIPPPPPPIIIIII Where the wind comes rolling down the waves🎵
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
🎶MIIIIIISSIIIPPPPPPIIIIII Where the wind comes rolling down the waves🎵
Android is the new WinXP-sp0.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Android is the new WinXP-sp0.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
SUBMERGIBLE
LEISURES
LEISURES
someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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LEISURES
LEISURES
I met a guy last week whose special interest was breaking noses.
Then fixing them. He's an ENT doctor.
Then fixing them. He's an ENT doctor.
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I met a guy last week whose special interest was breaking noses.
Then fixing them. He's an ENT doctor.
Then fixing them. He's an ENT doctor.
"Good and decent people" who ignore their queer friends dying from AIDS.
"Good and decent people" who fire air traffic controllers for demanding better working conditions.
"Good and decent people" who commit actual treason (Iran-Contra).
These "good and decent people" can chug gasoline.
"Good and decent people" who fire air traffic controllers for demanding better working conditions.
"Good and decent people" who commit actual treason (Iran-Contra).
These "good and decent people" can chug gasoline.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Good and decent people" who ignore their queer friends dying from AIDS.
"Good and decent people" who fire air traffic controllers for demanding better working conditions.
"Good and decent people" who commit actual treason (Iran-Contra).
These "good and decent people" can chug gasoline.
"Good and decent people" who fire air traffic controllers for demanding better working conditions.
"Good and decent people" who commit actual treason (Iran-Contra).
These "good and decent people" can chug gasoline.
Christofascists reject the general social contract by their intolerance.
Copyright protection is also part of the general social contract.
Christofascists do not deserve any of the benefits of the general social contract, including protection of intellectual property.
Copyright protection is also part of the general social contract.
Christofascists do not deserve any of the benefits of the general social contract, including protection of intellectual property.
Wiping out Oracle's IP--all of it--with a quick Congressional bill at the start of a new admin--would more than suffice to make everyone realize that liberals, when sufficiently angry, are scarier than reactionaries.
And it would destroy a parasitic copyright troll of negative economic value.
And it would destroy a parasitic copyright troll of negative economic value.
this will only change when democrats punish or threaten to punish
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Christofascists reject the general social contract by their intolerance.
Copyright protection is also part of the general social contract.
Christofascists do not deserve any of the benefits of the general social contract, including protection of intellectual property.
Copyright protection is also part of the general social contract.
Christofascists do not deserve any of the benefits of the general social contract, including protection of intellectual property.
It's been so long, I forgot 2016 was a "Best 2 out of 3" (after we agreed to forget the 2014 and 2015 Bored Series with the Tim Tebow-led Yankees), with Chicago City playing their minors call-ups for the last set against the Washington Dodgers.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It's been so long, I forgot 2016 was a "Best 2 out of 3" (after we agreed to forget the 2014 and 2015 Bored Series with the Tim Tebow-led Yankees), with Chicago City playing their minors call-ups for the last set against the Washington Dodgers.