Duchess of Ope
@duchessofope.bsky.social
That broad you know from twitter. No, not that one…THAT ONE. Recovering paramedic. Lost in Texas again. STFU about Chicago. Aggressively Midwest. TEAM SOUP.
Happy Anniversary of finally leaving us alone, Henry Kissinger!
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy Anniversary of finally leaving us alone, Henry Kissinger!
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My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
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If you’re over 27 and don’t have a pho guy I’m sorry but you aren’t gonna make it
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you’re over 27 and don’t have a pho guy I’m sorry but you aren’t gonna make it
Is anyone going to tell them? Not that they’ll comprehend since ICE Barbie is dumber than a bag of hammers
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Is anyone going to tell them? Not that they’ll comprehend since ICE Barbie is dumber than a bag of hammers
But yeah, thc is definitely a danger. Certainly not alcohol
In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
But yeah, thc is definitely a danger. Certainly not alcohol
If anyone is interested, the Cubs are looking for an analytics and statistics person.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If anyone is interested, the Cubs are looking for an analytics and statistics person.
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Both Mark Kelly and Pete Hegseth have been to space.
The former, quite literally; the latter after drinking his weight in Diet-Red Bull-and-vodka
The former, quite literally; the latter after drinking his weight in Diet-Red Bull-and-vodka
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Both Mark Kelly and Pete Hegseth have been to space.
The former, quite literally; the latter after drinking his weight in Diet-Red Bull-and-vodka
The former, quite literally; the latter after drinking his weight in Diet-Red Bull-and-vodka
Jod I cannot WAIT to watch this explode spectacularly all over them.
The Department of Defense announces it's considering "court-martial proceedings or administrative measures" against Democratic Senator Mark Kelly.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Jod I cannot WAIT to watch this explode spectacularly all over them.
Sending “here’s why you suck” replies to emails I get from John Cornyn is one of my new favorite hobbies
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sending “here’s why you suck” replies to emails I get from John Cornyn is one of my new favorite hobbies
Curse you, @mobute.bsky.social for putting this is my timeline
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Curse you, @mobute.bsky.social for putting this is my timeline
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I need an Eric Adams 'MJ crying" meme. Stat!
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I need an Eric Adams 'MJ crying" meme. Stat!
This has strong Elvis being deputized by Nixon while absolutely zooted vibes
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This has strong Elvis being deputized by Nixon while absolutely zooted vibes
Hoooo buddy, the dept of education cutting nurses, NPs and CRNAs from professional degrees has NO IDEA the anger they have awoken. Unless of course they wanted to bring the US healthcare system to a screeching halt.
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hoooo buddy, the dept of education cutting nurses, NPs and CRNAs from professional degrees has NO IDEA the anger they have awoken. Unless of course they wanted to bring the US healthcare system to a screeching halt.
Life Is Good, I love you, but why would you do this to me? Pierogi is the plural. Jestem smutny
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Life Is Good, I love you, but why would you do this to me? Pierogi is the plural. Jestem smutny
Currently watching a travel show and Simu Liu is singing Kings of Leon in a bar in Thailand. Anthony Bourdain would hate this.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Currently watching a travel show and Simu Liu is singing Kings of Leon in a bar in Thailand. Anthony Bourdain would hate this.
Is Bryan Cranston in legal trouble or just having fun dressed as Krampus in an Ocean Spray commercial?
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Is Bryan Cranston in legal trouble or just having fun dressed as Krampus in an Ocean Spray commercial?
I love when the software platform my work uses for patient care reports has a data visualization feature but nobody knows how to use it and there is almost no training from the company to figure it out
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head and screaming .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head and screaming .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I love when the software platform my work uses for patient care reports has a data visualization feature but nobody knows how to use it and there is almost no training from the company to figure it out
You can watch the live stream of Queens of the Stone Age taping for ACL TV (the show
On PBS) RIGHT NOW. It’s on QOTSA’s YouTube channel
On PBS) RIGHT NOW. It’s on QOTSA’s YouTube channel
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You can watch the live stream of Queens of the Stone Age taping for ACL TV (the show
On PBS) RIGHT NOW. It’s on QOTSA’s YouTube channel
On PBS) RIGHT NOW. It’s on QOTSA’s YouTube channel
I just CANNOT imagine why
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just CANNOT imagine why
Lol. “Country singer”. She can’t be that good, I have never heard her name until this day.
"People familiar with FBI security protocols said they were unaware of any other instance in which the girlfriends of top FBI officials received government-staffed security details..."
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel's girlfriend being protected by FBI SWAT agents as security perk
Agents on a detail with the country singer would presumably be unable to respond or delayed in responding to other incidents, according to sources.
www.ms.now
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Lol. “Country singer”. She can’t be that good, I have never heard her name until this day.
Take💥it💥from💥their💥pension💥fund💥
Chicago must borrow $283.3 million to cover the soaring cost of lawsuits alleging Chicago police officers committed a wide range of misconduct — including wrongful convictions and improper pursuits — as part of the city’s 2026 budget, Mayor Brandon Johnson said.
Chicago Set to Borrow $283.3M to Resolve Police Misconduct Lawsuits
It will likely cost Chicago taxpayers approximately $52 million in interest to borrow that money and pay off during the next five years, according to estimates provided to the Chicago City Council by ...
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November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Take💥it💥from💥their💥pension💥fund💥
I would get stabby if ICE fucked up my favorite Thai or Vietnamese restaurants @95sports.bsky.social
We have to remove these people to free up jobs for the sea of white people waiting to prepare and serve . . . *shuffles paper* Thai food . . .
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I would get stabby if ICE fucked up my favorite Thai or Vietnamese restaurants @95sports.bsky.social
So that’s gonna be a no
BASH: If someone is watching now and worried they aren't going to be able to afford insurance at the end of the year, are you making a promise that the president and Congress will make sure they can?
DR OZ: I can promise you the president is laser focused on this
(Not a yes!)
DR OZ: I can promise you the president is laser focused on this
(Not a yes!)
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So that’s gonna be a no