Ducky
@duckedydoodah.bsky.social
Queer disabled bookworm, crocheter, carer, & mum. She/her. Anti-fascist.
Studied archaeology, is a former forensic scientist, & now works for a charity. Has chronic pain & long COVID, & spends a lot of time hiding from the 21st century on #Discworld.
Studied archaeology, is a former forensic scientist, & now works for a charity. Has chronic pain & long COVID, & spends a lot of time hiding from the 21st century on #Discworld.
Reposted by Ducky
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
Aw, you flatterer! I bet you say that to all the ducks.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Aw, you flatterer! I bet you say that to all the ducks.
Hairdryer.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hairdryer.
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I'm a crocheter as well and I totally agree. I think the most visually entertaining aspect is when I get fed up with constantly frogging and redoing a complex bit, and throw the lot across the room. With, as you say, much swearing. 😄
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm a crocheter as well and I totally agree. I think the most visually entertaining aspect is when I get fed up with constantly frogging and redoing a complex bit, and throw the lot across the room. With, as you say, much swearing. 😄
That's brilliant!
The only thing worse than calling it #GameOfWool is calling each week's winner the "Big Knitter". 🤦🏻♀️ Though to be fair, I gave up halfway through the second episode.
The only thing worse than calling it #GameOfWool is calling each week's winner the "Big Knitter". 🤦🏻♀️ Though to be fair, I gave up halfway through the second episode.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That's brilliant!
The only thing worse than calling it #GameOfWool is calling each week's winner the "Big Knitter". 🤦🏻♀️ Though to be fair, I gave up halfway through the second episode.
The only thing worse than calling it #GameOfWool is calling each week's winner the "Big Knitter". 🤦🏻♀️ Though to be fair, I gave up halfway through the second episode.
That would be an epic crossover.
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That would be an epic crossover.
A friend used to take the piss for always carrying a first aid kit, wipes, water bottle, snacks, sewing kit etc. Until the day we were on holiday & she sprained her ankle slipping between rocks halfway along Lyme Regis beach...
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A friend used to take the piss for always carrying a first aid kit, wipes, water bottle, snacks, sewing kit etc. Until the day we were on holiday & she sprained her ankle slipping between rocks halfway along Lyme Regis beach...
Gorgeous! And I love your glasses.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Gorgeous! And I love your glasses.