garfield “9/11” CAT bed 𓅰
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I’m a dirty leftist btw i hate the right and i hate liberalism and i hate the Democratic Party and i fucking hate israel
I’m not going to be hungover tomorrow I’m not going to be hungover tomorrow I’m not going to be hungover tomorrow I’m not going to be hungover tomorrow
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’m not going to be hungover tomorrow I’m not going to be hungover tomorrow I’m not going to be hungover tomorrow I’m not going to be hungover tomorrow
went to the peanut gallery and I don’t know what else I was expecting
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
went to the peanut gallery and I don’t know what else I was expecting
went to the I love you store and everyone knew exactly who I was looking for
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
went to the I love you store and everyone knew exactly who I was looking for
and they both enjoy doing drugs
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
and they both enjoy doing drugs
quentin tarantino more like pissing shitting pee poo
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
quentin tarantino more like pissing shitting pee poo
don’t talk to me or my me ever again
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
don’t talk to me or my me ever again
first date idea: we go to mr beast land in saudi arabia and i flex my muscles at you until you realize you have to leave because you actually had something you had to do and we should definitely reschedule
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
first date idea: we go to mr beast land in saudi arabia and i flex my muscles at you until you realize you have to leave because you actually had something you had to do and we should definitely reschedule
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Garfield “9/11” catbed callout poast theyre cancelled
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Garfield “9/11” catbed callout poast theyre cancelled
not my pizza not my oven
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
not my pizza not my oven
acab includes law enforcement
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
acab includes law enforcement
I’m going to drink at least two beverages
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m going to drink at least two beverages
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if you’re looking to spice up your timeline for the holidays, here are some really good accounts to follow..
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
if you’re looking to spice up your timeline for the holidays, here are some really good accounts to follow..
pranking my coworkers by being an asset to the team
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
pranking my coworkers by being an asset to the team
I knew that I had found The One when I showed them my bluesky account and they still wanted to date me
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I knew that I had found The One when I showed them my bluesky account and they still wanted to date me
I’m taking some time off from work to really focus on how much I hate going to work
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m taking some time off from work to really focus on how much I hate going to work
I’m the scrooge
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m the scrooge
get fucking triangled
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
get fucking triangled
what age does your child have to be before it’s legal to put temporary tattoos on it
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
what age does your child have to be before it’s legal to put temporary tattoos on it
bulk order of temporary tattoos to put on your newborn that say “do not resuscitate”
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
bulk order of temporary tattoos to put on your newborn that say “do not resuscitate”
spongebob big guy pants okay
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
spongebob big guy pants okay
fellas is it gay to wear a condom when your bro is blowing your back out
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
fellas is it gay to wear a condom when your bro is blowing your back out
fellas is it gay to wear a scarf when it’s cold outside
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
fellas is it gay to wear a scarf when it’s cold outside
oh sorry my autism was just acting up again
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
oh sorry my autism was just acting up again