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Madame Duck
@duckface.bsky.social
Perpetual lurker. Expert procrastinator. Mainly replies to cat posts.
You've successfully shown this middle aged woman that she does actually like sci-fi.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
At one point I knew so many Pauls within one friendship group that most of them had nicknames to tell them apart.
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Oof.
I hope that this lurgy doesn't bother you for long.
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
a cartoon of bart simpson and marge simpson with angry growling
Alt: Marge Simpson growling.
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Do you have a grumpy bed floof offering a comforting paw?
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I think that's a set of bifold or sliding doors that have laid down for a rest.
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Pretty much.
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The "expert"
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Have you heard about Judy? She was the only dog to be registered as a prisoner of war
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_(d...
Judy (dog) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by Madame Duck
Here you go! #ChristmasSongBingo
Whammageddon is for losers!!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I was thinking about getting one of those but didn't bother in the end. I am now seriously regretting my decision.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Have you run out of popcorn yet?
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
That looks like disappointment and sadness.
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We had a Labrador that loved eating mail and shoes. They are super weird.
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm not sure that cat's showing sufficient disapproval to be Daphne.
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Bloody hell. Is that a golden goose?
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM