dukeofbacon 📚🦦
@dukeofbacon.bsky.social
Book lover, corvid respecter & future theater ghost. And cheese of course. Lifelong resident of the Pacific Northwest.
Possibly may be two otters in a trenchcoat. Not three, two are more than sufficient.
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Possibly may be two otters in a trenchcoat. Not three, two are more than sufficient.
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@dukeofbacon.bsky.social
· Oct 20
It's the official drink of I Found This At Work in an Attic Crawlspace. BlueSky Cherry Vanilla Cream Soda.
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I'm really happy with this silly little design!! It's available on shirts...and for the first time: PILLOWS. This just really felt like one of those pillow-type things, you know? I had to.
Please check out the shop! :D
rincs.threadless.com
Thank youuuu!! :D
#smallartist #shopsmall
Please check out the shop! :D
rincs.threadless.com
Thank youuuu!! :D
#smallartist #shopsmall
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm really happy with this silly little design!! It's available on shirts...and for the first time: PILLOWS. This just really felt like one of those pillow-type things, you know? I had to.
Please check out the shop! :D
rincs.threadless.com
Thank youuuu!! :D
#smallartist #shopsmall
Please check out the shop! :D
rincs.threadless.com
Thank youuuu!! :D
#smallartist #shopsmall
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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Happy Wednesday! I hope it’s comfy!
Today’s reminder is get yourself a little treat! Because it’s just a good day to have a treat! Whether you whip up some extra fancy hot cocoa or check out a ton of fun library books, I hope it’s lovely!
Today’s reminder is get yourself a little treat! Because it’s just a good day to have a treat! Whether you whip up some extra fancy hot cocoa or check out a ton of fun library books, I hope it’s lovely!
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy Wednesday! I hope it’s comfy!
Today’s reminder is get yourself a little treat! Because it’s just a good day to have a treat! Whether you whip up some extra fancy hot cocoa or check out a ton of fun library books, I hope it’s lovely!
Today’s reminder is get yourself a little treat! Because it’s just a good day to have a treat! Whether you whip up some extra fancy hot cocoa or check out a ton of fun library books, I hope it’s lovely!
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Sometimes around this time of year I almost miss the deluge of mail order catalogs we'd never order from. Especially seeing the NFL licensed household goods and apparel featuring all* your favorite teams!
*Choice of Dallas, SF, Green Bay and maybe 3-4 other teams if you're lucky.
*Choice of Dallas, SF, Green Bay and maybe 3-4 other teams if you're lucky.
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Sometimes around this time of year I almost miss the deluge of mail order catalogs we'd never order from. Especially seeing the NFL licensed household goods and apparel featuring all* your favorite teams!
*Choice of Dallas, SF, Green Bay and maybe 3-4 other teams if you're lucky.
*Choice of Dallas, SF, Green Bay and maybe 3-4 other teams if you're lucky.
I am gonna make it through This Year, but barring catastrophic paper cuts, it probably won't kill me.
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I am gonna make it through This Year, but barring catastrophic paper cuts, it probably won't kill me.
Hard to be 100% perfect with consumption and your morals, but damned if you can't at least try.
Used to have a ton of Dilbert collections. Then a certain someone went far off the deep end, and I turned those books into a big chunk of bookstore credit. For things far less shitty.
Used to have a ton of Dilbert collections. Then a certain someone went far off the deep end, and I turned those books into a big chunk of bookstore credit. For things far less shitty.
I will never understand people who genuinely can't even not 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦 media of bigoted or evil people
The SECOND the Louis CK allegations arose I immediately dropped him - a guy I had respect and admiration for - and it was effortless.
You can't give up a childrens book you read 25 yrs ago?
The SECOND the Louis CK allegations arose I immediately dropped him - a guy I had respect and admiration for - and it was effortless.
You can't give up a childrens book you read 25 yrs ago?
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hard to be 100% perfect with consumption and your morals, but damned if you can't at least try.
Used to have a ton of Dilbert collections. Then a certain someone went far off the deep end, and I turned those books into a big chunk of bookstore credit. For things far less shitty.
Used to have a ton of Dilbert collections. Then a certain someone went far off the deep end, and I turned those books into a big chunk of bookstore credit. For things far less shitty.
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Daily bunny no.3156 can give you some recommendations
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Daily bunny no.3156 can give you some recommendations
We were calling last month Stinkvember, since I didn't enjoy a few of the books I read, but it wasn't all bad! In fact a lot of it was pretty good. I don't have a clever name for December. Yet.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We were calling last month Stinkvember, since I didn't enjoy a few of the books I read, but it wasn't all bad! In fact a lot of it was pretty good. I don't have a clever name for December. Yet.
Roller blading for the first time in maybe 15 years. I'm sure this'll hurt at some point. Either immediately, or for several hours afterwards.
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Roller blading for the first time in maybe 15 years. I'm sure this'll hurt at some point. Either immediately, or for several hours afterwards.
Wait it's December now? It was just summer a moment ago!
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wait it's December now? It was just summer a moment ago!
There's a whole cycle to this. She writes books, celebrates with cheese. I buy the books and also celebrate with cheese. And when I buy books, it helps her get to write more books, and celebrate with more cheese.
I have finished writing this book, and will now celebrate with evening cheese. Delicious, delicious cheese.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There's a whole cycle to this. She writes books, celebrates with cheese. I buy the books and also celebrate with cheese. And when I buy books, it helps her get to write more books, and celebrate with more cheese.
Did some shopping for friends today, but had to treat myself to a few books and some more shelf space. Surprised at how much Ive ended up liking the Redwall series and disappointed I didn't get to it when I was younger.
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Did some shopping for friends today, but had to treat myself to a few books and some more shelf space. Surprised at how much Ive ended up liking the Redwall series and disappointed I didn't get to it when I was younger.
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Too many people have resigned themselves to not reading because they fear they no longer have the focus for it. You only need to limit your screen time for a few days to begin feeling the effects on your brain. I promise you, you are capable of reading books again.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Too many people have resigned themselves to not reading because they fear they no longer have the focus for it. You only need to limit your screen time for a few days to begin feeling the effects on your brain. I promise you, you are capable of reading books again.
The more I play through FFT: The Ivalice Chronicles, the more I feel like half the characters sound like Wantz from FFX. They really leaned heavily into the cockney accent in more than one instance.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The more I play through FFT: The Ivalice Chronicles, the more I feel like half the characters sound like Wantz from FFX. They really leaned heavily into the cockney accent in more than one instance.
Costco tin of danish butter cookies acquired.
I'd share, except for the pretzel shapes. Those are the best and all mine.
I'd share, except for the pretzel shapes. Those are the best and all mine.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Costco tin of danish butter cookies acquired.
I'd share, except for the pretzel shapes. Those are the best and all mine.
I'd share, except for the pretzel shapes. Those are the best and all mine.
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
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Your life deserves more musical interludes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Your life deserves more musical interludes.
Someone at my work got me to check out FJM earlier this year, and I feel like I've been missing out. If it's not the words hitting hard, it's the sound. www.youtube.com/watch?v=73qf...
Father John Misty - I Guess Time Just Makes Fools of Us All [Official Audio]
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November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Someone at my work got me to check out FJM earlier this year, and I feel like I've been missing out. If it's not the words hitting hard, it's the sound. www.youtube.com/watch?v=73qf...
It's a rainy night so I'm sitting in the dark enjoying the whirr of a fake fire.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It's a rainy night so I'm sitting in the dark enjoying the whirr of a fake fire.
Not got family to visit or able to see any friends for the holiday this year, so it's gonna be pizza for Thanksgiving. Ah well, at least I don't have to go anywhere.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Not got family to visit or able to see any friends for the holiday this year, so it's gonna be pizza for Thanksgiving. Ah well, at least I don't have to go anywhere.
About ready to call it a week because I am just not getting anything done at work today.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
About ready to call it a week because I am just not getting anything done at work today.
About ready to call it a week because I am just not getting anything done at work today.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
About ready to call it a week because I am just not getting anything done at work today.