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@dumbdonnydrumpf.bsky.social
Trump Crime Family Don. Economic imbecile. Malignant narcissist. Pathological liar. Moronic cretin. Incompetent criminal. Bankrupt businessman. Senile neo-Nazi. Pussy-grabbing rapist. Impeached felon. Putin's bitch. Deformed dong. TOTAL LOSER!
#Parody
#Parody
Shut the fuck up, you dumbass cretin! Are you SURE you’re my kid? I’m not convinced. You’re a low-IQ moron, OK? Plus you’re so ugly, they slapped Ivana’s face when you were born. Are you trying to get me arrested?
Why am I surrounded by so many incompetent losers?
#EpsteinFiles #PedophileDonny
Why am I surrounded by so many incompetent losers?
#EpsteinFiles #PedophileDonny
July 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shut the fuck up, you dumbass cretin! Are you SURE you’re my kid? I’m not convinced. You’re a low-IQ moron, OK? Plus you’re so ugly, they slapped Ivana’s face when you were born. Are you trying to get me arrested?
Why am I surrounded by so many incompetent losers?
#EpsteinFiles #PedophileDonny
Why am I surrounded by so many incompetent losers?
#EpsteinFiles #PedophileDonny
I have the biggest and best poles, actually. Melania laughed when she first saw the one I keep in my pants. She couldn’t believe it’s size! It’s true. All my ladies laugh when they see it! They’ve never seen anything like it before! Believe me.
June 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have the biggest and best poles, actually. Melania laughed when she first saw the one I keep in my pants. She couldn’t believe it’s size! It’s true. All my ladies laugh when they see it! They’ve never seen anything like it before! Believe me.
Macron is wrong, actually. I went back to DC because everyone was laughing at me and calling me a demented dumbass. Believe me.
June 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Macron is wrong, actually. I went back to DC because everyone was laughing at me and calling me a demented dumbass. Believe me.
Ever wanted to enjoy the smell of my penis? Well now you can! This life sized model of my manhood—a full 15mm high—can be yours for just $150k! It’s a bargain!
Light it, and enjoy the intoxicating aroma of my pecker. It’s tremendous. Believe me.
#CrapTrumpMerch
Light it, and enjoy the intoxicating aroma of my pecker. It’s tremendous. Believe me.
#CrapTrumpMerch
January 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ever wanted to enjoy the smell of my penis? Well now you can! This life sized model of my manhood—a full 15mm high—can be yours for just $150k! It’s a bargain!
Light it, and enjoy the intoxicating aroma of my pecker. It’s tremendous. Believe me.
#CrapTrumpMerch
Light it, and enjoy the intoxicating aroma of my pecker. It’s tremendous. Believe me.
#CrapTrumpMerch
Buy my amazing, new SOLID GOLD Trump watch, made from the finest stainless steel by kids in Chinese sweat shops, actually. They’re incredible. They cost only $100,000, which is $99,999 more than they cost to make. Believe me.
September 28, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Buy my amazing, new SOLID GOLD Trump watch, made from the finest stainless steel by kids in Chinese sweat shops, actually. They’re incredible. They cost only $100,000, which is $99,999 more than they cost to make. Believe me.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #809,558!
September 16, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #809,558!
A Neanderthal has been found living and working among us, actually.
Scientists thought they had been extinct for tens of thousands of years. It’s true.
This particular sub-species is unique in having only 3 toes on each foot.
It even has a name. Three of them! Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Scientists thought they had been extinct for tens of thousands of years. It’s true.
This particular sub-species is unique in having only 3 toes on each foot.
It even has a name. Three of them! Marjorie Taylor Greene.
August 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
A Neanderthal has been found living and working among us, actually.
Scientists thought they had been extinct for tens of thousands of years. It’s true.
This particular sub-species is unique in having only 3 toes on each foot.
It even has a name. Three of them! Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Scientists thought they had been extinct for tens of thousands of years. It’s true.
This particular sub-species is unique in having only 3 toes on each foot.
It even has a name. Three of them! Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Q. How do you make Marjorie Taylor-Greene’s eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
It’s true. I love MGT, actually. But she’s a 2. At best. Have you seen her spork foot? Is she human? I think she might be a Neanderthal, OK? She has the same bony eye ridge. It’s true.
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
It’s true. I love MGT, actually. But she’s a 2. At best. Have you seen her spork foot? Is she human? I think she might be a Neanderthal, OK? She has the same bony eye ridge. It’s true.
August 16, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Q. How do you make Marjorie Taylor-Greene’s eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
It’s true. I love MGT, actually. But she’s a 2. At best. Have you seen her spork foot? Is she human? I think she might be a Neanderthal, OK? She has the same bony eye ridge. It’s true.
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
It’s true. I love MGT, actually. But she’s a 2. At best. Have you seen her spork foot? Is she human? I think she might be a Neanderthal, OK? She has the same bony eye ridge. It’s true.
I’m beginning to think JD isn’t entirely crazy, actually. I want to grab these chairs by the armrest intersection. Believe me.
July 26, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I’m beginning to think JD isn’t entirely crazy, actually. I want to grab these chairs by the armrest intersection. Believe me.
What I’ll be wearing for the constitutional crisis…
January 30, 2024 at 2:27 AM
What I’ll be wearing for the constitutional crisis…
It no fair! Me beat Haley! In two States! But she no concede. I beat her. She a loser! I no even cheat! Waaah! She mean. She smells. I no like her. Me went poo poo in my pants. It no fair…
January 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
It no fair! Me beat Haley! In two States! But she no concede. I beat her. She a loser! I no even cheat! Waaah! She mean. She smells. I no like her. Me went poo poo in my pants. It no fair…
Me on my way to post some important stuff on BlueSky.
November 18, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Me on my way to post some important stuff on BlueSky.
Which of these cars is the most desirable?
—Tesla Cybertruck
—Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
—Tesla Cybertruck
—Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
November 17, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Which of these cars is the most desirable?
—Tesla Cybertruck
—Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
—Tesla Cybertruck
—Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
I’m still a toddler, actually. I’m unbelievably cute. Believe me.
October 17, 2023 at 6:30 PM
I’m still a toddler, actually. I’m unbelievably cute. Believe me.
Reskeet a photo of your fave “villain”
People are saying that I look like him, too.
People are saying that I look like him, too.
September 6, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Reskeet a photo of your fave “villain”
People are saying that I look like him, too.
People are saying that I look like him, too.
What a waste of a comment.
September 4, 2023 at 3:11 AM
What a waste of a comment.
My Depends are full again, actually. Isn’t anyone going to change them? I’m not going there, OK? But they need to be changed. And fast. Oh my… I just filled them some more. Believe me.
September 4, 2023 at 1:43 AM
My Depends are full again, actually. Isn’t anyone going to change them? I’m not going there, OK? But they need to be changed. And fast. Oh my… I just filled them some more. Believe me.
It’s Fake News. I’m bigger than Ron. Believe me.
September 3, 2023 at 8:37 PM
It’s Fake News. I’m bigger than Ron. Believe me.
It’s true, actually. I am. Believe me.
September 3, 2023 at 6:55 PM
It’s true, actually. I am. Believe me.
Walt, I’m behind you all the way, actually. Until the bus arrives, then you’re on your own under its wheels. Believe me.
#LoyaltyIsAOneWayStreet
#LoyaltyIsAOneWayStreet
September 3, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Walt, I’m behind you all the way, actually. Until the bus arrives, then you’re on your own under its wheels. Believe me.
#LoyaltyIsAOneWayStreet
#LoyaltyIsAOneWayStreet
I need to raise money to cover my legal costs. Like nobody ever saw before. So I'm bringing back my YUGELY popular "Smells Like My Penis" candle. It's a life size replica of my ENORMOUS 15 mm manhood—and smells just like it, too! At just $9,999 each, they're a bargain, actually. Believe me.
August 31, 2023 at 10:05 PM
I need to raise money to cover my legal costs. Like nobody ever saw before. So I'm bringing back my YUGELY popular "Smells Like My Penis" candle. It's a life size replica of my ENORMOUS 15 mm manhood—and smells just like it, too! At just $9,999 each, they're a bargain, actually. Believe me.