I miss my whirley pop. Lost it in a move around a decade ago. I should prolly just get another

Um, lieutenant hypothetically what sort of danger would I be in if I kinna touched Jeff's, um I mean the energy being's, soft velvety coronal discharge?

GILLIAN: That's not what he said, number girl. 'if we were to ignore Trumps environmental impacts, we would be as guilty as those Democrats who caused' ...past tense... 'their extinction.'

Una: Spock, it's time for a colourful metaphor

My new SNWs head canon season 4 cliff hanger has the whale probe arriving at Earth early and Pike's Enterprise vanishing around the sun in an attempt at time travel... Season 5 has them emerge in the second quarter of the 21st century in an attempt to save the whales from Trump's America...

Do you want Tom Paris to show up? Because that's how you get Tom Paris to show up

It's way too early for Christmas carols. It's still a week before wookie life day! We should probably scan for temporal anomalies. There's no way Quark would decorate this early when there's still profit to be had from the current holiday

Pluots: punctual performant perfection

I like diet crystal pepsi. Now with Warp Plasma!

Wait to you find out about advertising...

Preposterous! Potentially I prefer pluots

I can't wait until he gets to Tupperware™

Can I bring my emotional support diplodocus on the train?

You may have discovered the only way I would watch, "baseball"

Pictures or it didn't happen ;)

All those hungry mouths to feed. If you feed and shelter them they'll just go on living and who wants that?

The funny thing to me is that the whole reason for Handbrake's existence is to be the simple interface for those who don't want to learn the complexity of ffmpeg.

Are we doomed to make simplifications that grow so complex they need their own simplified version ad infinitum?