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Matt
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Chronically miserable sports fan
⚽Aston Villa🟣🔵
🏈Seahawks🟢🔵
🏉Gloucester🍒⚪
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Just finished reading Terry Hayes's "The Year Of The Locust"

The most ridiculous plot twist of all time, incredible. Absolutely barmy. This review from Reddit rather summed it up #booksky
Reddit post from PennyG "How the actual fuck did this get published? Were the editors drunk?"
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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About as one sided a 0-0 as you can get #AVFC
Villa leading 13-1 in shots, 7-0 in shots on target, 58% possession and 272-197 in passes
October 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Interesting, the format of the Europa League must've changed whilst I wasn't looking... #AVFC
Google notification claiming Villa can reach the Champions League quarter final again somehow
September 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Aim higher guys, this is sad #AVFC
Instagram post from Villa report saying Leander Dendoncker is Real Oviedo's main target
August 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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#AVFC
"the knot in the stomach has returned, Aston Villa football dawns."
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Did this, and jeez how few of our big signings have come off... #AVFC
Well done: 20/20 very impressive! Time taken: 2:01
August 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Alan White is the editor of a politics website Screenshot from "I think you should leave" reading "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"
August 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Welcome home
Football, coming home
July 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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This is just absurd #ItsComingHome #backtoback #lionesses
England led for four minutes all tournament
July 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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If we're picking what we reckon cost us Champions League football this year, I'd have to pick this #AVFC
Aston Villa 1 Ipswich Town 🔴1 Ipswich Town 2 Aston Villa 2
May 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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🗓️ 👀 #AVFC
2026 UEFA Europa League final Date: 20th May 2026 Venue: Besiktas Stadium, Istanbul
May 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Garcia vs Emi's GK stats, courtesy of @fbref.com. Pretty similar profiles for individual stats, obviously Espanyol are a worse team so Garcia's counting stats are worse, and they're playing it long more etc. Looks similar to Emi in his stopping crosses and really impressive shot stopping stats #AVFC
Joan Garcia fbref scouting report PSxG-GA: +0.24 (89th percentile) Goals against: 1.36 (47th) Save %: 75.7 (86th) PSxG/SoT: 0.29 (36th) Penalty save%: 33.3% (76th) Clean sheet%: 19.4% (25th) Touches: 35.53 (34th) Launch%: 37.9% (64th) Goal kicks: 5.69 (54th) Avg GK length: 49.5 (73rd) Crosses stopped %: 9.6% (91st) Def. actions outside pen area: 0.94 (38th) Avg distance of def actions: 11.9 (17th) Emi Martinez scouting report PSxG-GA: +0.09 (68th) Goals against: 1.21 (70th) Save %: 72.1 (64th) PSxG/SoT: 0.30 (51st) Penalty save%: 33.3% (76th) Clean sheet%: 28.3 (63rd) Touches: 40.96 (76th) Launch%: 25.2 (25th) Goal kicks: 4.53 (26th) Avg GK length: 46.1 (59th) Crosses stopped %: 11.2 (95th) Def. actions outside pen area: 0.91 (35th) Avg distance of def actions: 13.6 (45th)
May 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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What's that about telling fans how they're suppose to feel Jamie? #AVFC
"Carragher slams Villa fans over 'shocking' Grealish treatment"
May 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Sun shining, Villa going to Wembley, beer is cold, better etc #AVFC
Pint of lager in the sun
March 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Best response on the AC Shadows concocted outrage
Post from Hiroko Yoda: "From today's Times. “Assassin's Creed Shadows” let players run wild in shrines and temples and destroy them. They patched it out, but it was unforgivable to begin with. They wouldn't have disrespected a church or synagogue. Maybe they thought Japanese (sic) wouldn't notice or mind. We do. Very much." Reply from @emmajuned "In the second game you literally fight the pope"
March 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Really cool seeing this in person today! Gloucester-Hartpury are simply incredible!
A very zoomed in photo taken from the stands of the StoneX stadium of Gloucester-Hartpury lifting the PWR Trophy having defeated Saracens today
March 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Tough one in the Sunday Times General Knowledge crossword this morning. Anyone got any ideas? #AVFC
Crossword question: manager of Aston Villa FC since 2022 (4,5)
March 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Timeline aligned perfectly for a before and after. Cracking job
Danny's dinner, before and after
March 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Bloody hell
Shots: PSG 27-2 Liverpool Shots on target: 10:1
March 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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#AVFC
Horse drawing meme, with the good bit our attack, and the bad bit our defence
February 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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😬😬 #AVFC
Highlighted text reading "Villa are set to cover a significant portion of the forward's wage" Highlighted text reading "with his salary more than £325,00 per week"
February 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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#AVFC
... But it might work for us meme, about playing Rashford up front
February 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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🙏🏼 #AVFC
Instagram story from Tyrone Mings with a picture of him clapping, reading "I've had some serious knee injuries, this isn't one of them 😅 Thank you for all of your messages 🫶🏽"
January 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I love Arsenal fans. They sold the best goalkeeper in the world once and just assume everyone else will do them a similar favour #AVFC
A post from Naph Torrance reading "Btw, serious question but, why not go for Jhon Duran? He is available, PL proven, young, and has the exact qualities we are missing. Package-wise I imagine he will be cheaper than Gyokeres or Williams."
January 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Watkins and Durán #AVFC
"Perfectly balanced... As all things should be" meme
January 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM