Adrian Dittmann
@dwayne0314.bsky.social
Just an average guy with a large decentralized family and billions of reasons to be happy. Comedian making comedy legal again.
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The 40 day government shutdown is in a lot of ways like Jesus’ 40 days in the desert, being tempted by Satan. Except…in this case…Satan is REALLY convincing, so hear Jesus out on this one…
@thegodpodcast.com
@thegodpodcast.com
A lot of theories about the Dem senate sell-out being motivated by the Dem’s concern for their own or constituents’ unhappiness about flight cancellations. But it’s far more likely it’s being motivated by airlines’ lobbying. This party doesn’t even care about middle class comfort, only corporate $$$
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The 40 day government shutdown is in a lot of ways like Jesus’ 40 days in the desert, being tempted by Satan. Except…in this case…Satan is REALLY convincing, so hear Jesus out on this one…
@thegodpodcast.com
@thegodpodcast.com
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This is a bad deal, and the old way of doing things is clearly not working.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is a bad deal, and the old way of doing things is clearly not working.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
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If you miss the old search engines and hate this A.I. bullshit as much as I do--add -ai to every Google search and it won't give you shitty, inaccurate, useless A.I. results.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
If you miss the old search engines and hate this A.I. bullshit as much as I do--add -ai to every Google search and it won't give you shitty, inaccurate, useless A.I. results.
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I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
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Folks, we cannot read this enough, or repost it enough. 👠
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Folks, we cannot read this enough, or repost it enough. 👠
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Hi everyone!! As the holidays approach, it is time for a mass boycott!
Just imagine the impact if people didn’t flood Amazon with holiday orders this year?? If the economy didn’t boom these last two months with billions in sales as it usually does??
Please share this everywhere!!!!
Just imagine the impact if people didn’t flood Amazon with holiday orders this year?? If the economy didn’t boom these last two months with billions in sales as it usually does??
Please share this everywhere!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Hi everyone!! As the holidays approach, it is time for a mass boycott!
Just imagine the impact if people didn’t flood Amazon with holiday orders this year?? If the economy didn’t boom these last two months with billions in sales as it usually does??
Please share this everywhere!!!!
Just imagine the impact if people didn’t flood Amazon with holiday orders this year?? If the economy didn’t boom these last two months with billions in sales as it usually does??
Please share this everywhere!!!!
Also the record for most il-conceived Rube Goldberg machine ever.
Newly-crowned Guinness world record holder for World's Smallest Penis is shown relaxing at home.
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Also the record for most il-conceived Rube Goldberg machine ever.
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The replies write themselves
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The replies write themselves
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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It really is pretty shocking that Mamdani won even after referring to his dad’s cousin as his aunt when she was really his first cousin once removed
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It really is pretty shocking that Mamdani won even after referring to his dad’s cousin as his aunt when she was really his first cousin once removed
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Mamdani: My message to I.C.E. Agents and to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate the law, you must be held accountable.
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mamdani: My message to I.C.E. Agents and to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate the law, you must be held accountable.
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A damn daycare. This is sick. What are we doing?
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A damn daycare. This is sick. What are we doing?
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“Look at these scumbags — in the car with guns with a baby in the back.”
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“Look at these scumbags — in the car with guns with a baby in the back.”
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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BREAKING: Democrats won big in races across the nation tonight, as voters delivered a stinging rebuke to Donald Trump and his assault on democracy and the rule of law.
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Voters Rebuke Trump In Resounding Win for Democracy
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
BREAKING: Democrats won big in races across the nation tonight, as voters delivered a stinging rebuke to Donald Trump and his assault on democracy and the rule of law.
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
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There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
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Fuckers can't win honestly and want to undermine democracy: bomb threats at polling places in seven NJ towns....
newjersey.news12.com/bomb-threats...
newjersey.news12.com/bomb-threats...
Bomb threats force closures at some New Jersey polling places
Paterson Mayor Andre Sayegh said polling sites at School 2 and School 10 in Paterson were shut down after threats were received.
newjersey.news12.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fuckers can't win honestly and want to undermine democracy: bomb threats at polling places in seven NJ towns....
newjersey.news12.com/bomb-threats...
newjersey.news12.com/bomb-threats...
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It’s Election Day! Millions of us have a chance to elect leaders (lawmakers, judges, school boards, and more) who are vital to defending and rebuilding democracy. Please make a plan to vote if you haven’t already.
And ignore the hot takes — our one goal is to electorally crush the Trump regime. 🧵
And ignore the hot takes — our one goal is to electorally crush the Trump regime. 🧵
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November 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s Election Day! Millions of us have a chance to elect leaders (lawmakers, judges, school boards, and more) who are vital to defending and rebuilding democracy. Please make a plan to vote if you haven’t already.
And ignore the hot takes — our one goal is to electorally crush the Trump regime. 🧵
And ignore the hot takes — our one goal is to electorally crush the Trump regime. 🧵
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Welp — @davidhogg.bsky.social to Scott Jennings: "People are tired of being lectured by men with Rolexes on CNN about affordability in this country. That’s why Zohran is resonating."
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Welp — @davidhogg.bsky.social to Scott Jennings: "People are tired of being lectured by men with Rolexes on CNN about affordability in this country. That’s why Zohran is resonating."
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