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Show this wicked little town something beautiful and new. he/him
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RIP Mr. Redford.
September 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Block and mute with impunity. You don't owe anyone space on your timeline.
Blocking/muting people who say fucked up shit to you instead of arguing with them on the Internet is self care
August 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ok so it can't spell, but it does have comedic timing
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
open.substack.com
August 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Aug 1
Evidence is growing that some HIV-infected infants, if given antiretroviral drugs early in life, are able to suppress their viral loads to undetectable levels and then come off the medicine. www.wired.com/story/the-fi...
August 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
July 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They're going to have to start making new people older than me at this rate.
July 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
So many people are finding out Ozzy Osborne was hot today
July 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The only superhero fatigue I want to hear about are the fatigues Haley Atwell is wearing in the film CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER
a woman in a military uniform and tie is standing next to a man .
ALT: a woman in a military uniform and tie is standing next to a man .
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Going to the Beach: A Sensory Nightmare
July 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Enough fireworks. We get it
July 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
No when my ancestors came over, they did it the right way - steal the land and murder the current inhabitants.
Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.
Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there.
June 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My favorite thing about Generative AI is how it is the manifestation of all of the 7 deadly sins at once
✅ Greed
✅ Envy
✅ Sloth
✅ Lust
✅ Pride
✅ Gluttony
✅ Wrath (Really the only stretch but then they turned it into a war machine)
June 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Congratulations to Eugenia Triantafyllou! Eugenia's “Loneliness Universe” is a finalist for the Best Short Story 2025 British Fantasy Award! You can read it here! buff.ly/8utXT6m
June 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
bop bop I win easy game
June 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
June 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
At first glance I thought this chart was abstract art. It is like 2 steps from a Kandinsky painting.
June 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
What if we just let our kids play sports for fun instead of profit
Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance
June 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My only vivid memory of running high school track is that one of the schools we had a meet at had really good hot dogs at the concession stand.
listen. i'm 43 years old. i was an accomplished track athlete all through high school. i only remember the name of one of the people who beat me in an important meet and the only reason i remember is his name was Michael Jordan.
June 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
June 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The plan? Cause a series of high profile plane crashes to generate a sense of apprehension surrounding commercial air flight in the weeks prior to the premier of season 2 of my show, The Rehearsal
May 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I wouldn't go that far but there is almost certainly a connection between the infantilization of American adults and the refusal of previous generations to pass down their responsibilities and privileges. How can we expect people to grow up when we do not allow them to?
May 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
May 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's not illegal to buy votes if you never pay up
lol just an entire system of billionaire deadbeats

www.cnbc.com/2025/05/14/e...
May 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We heard tell of a party...
May 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM