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Dwayne is just Allen
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Show this wicked little town something beautiful and new. he/him
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Ok so it can't spell, but it does have comedic timing
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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bop bop I win easy game
NYT best movies of the 21st century reader's choice ballot screenshot: Certain Women, Phoenix, Avatar: The Way of Water, Decision to Leave, Killers of the Flower Moon, Mission Impossible: Fallout, The Nice Guys, Cloud Atlas, Still Walking, Mad Max: Fury Road
June 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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At first glance I thought this chart was abstract art. It is like 2 steps from a Kandinsky painting.
image of the painting Circles in a Circle by Wassily Kandinsky
June 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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The plan? Cause a series of high profile plane crashes to generate a sense of apprehension surrounding commercial air flight in the weeks prior to the premier of season 2 of my show, The Rehearsal
Photo of Nathan Fielder from his show Nathan for You
May 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
May 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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What the fuck is this garbage
March 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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That wasn't even close to the worst example either
MD Anderson Cancer Center ad with a caption under a man's face that reads "Cancer, you don't stand a chance." But Cancer has been marked out so the message now reads "you don't have a chance."
February 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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DOGE this
Screencap of a scene in The Matrix. Trinity is standing on a rooftop center frame pointing a gun just off frame to the viewer's left. In the scene in the movie she is just about to say "Dodge this" before rescuing Neo from an agent.
February 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Arts and Crafts at Girl Scout family camp.
Mutant pinecone turkey with 6 legs 3 feathers 1 eye and a beak on top of its head. Mutant pinecone turkey from behind. It has a tiny red butt highlighting its one weak spot. Mutant pinecone turkey with 6 legs 3 feathers 1 eye and a beak on top of its head.
November 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Blueysky.

Is this anything?
Image from the show Bluey of a blue butterfly landing on a water fountain. Bluey is also visible holding hands with Chili who is mostly off screen.
November 16, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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Jax in his usual repose
Brown tabby cat laying on the arm of a couch gazing out the window behind him. Brown tabby cat laying on the arm of a couch looking sleepy and annoyed
August 12, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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I'm not saying Brendan Gleason's character in 28 DAYS LATER is an idiot. But I would like to point out he has placed two laundry baskets on his roof in an attempt to catch rain
A screenshot from the movie 28 Days later. Cillian Murphy's character is standing on the roof of Brendan Gleason's high rise surrounded by a kaleidoscope of different buckets of all shapes and sizes and two laundry baskets that almost blend in with the buckets
August 12, 2023 at 3:51 PM
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July 11, 2023 at 5:19 PM