David Whitehouse
@dwhitehouse.bsky.social
Writer.
Books called Saltwater Mansions, About a Son, Bed, Mobile Library and The Long Forgotten
Books called Saltwater Mansions, About a Son, Bed, Mobile Library and The Long Forgotten
News of my controversial plans to celebrate my new nickname have been leaked to the Metro.
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
News of my controversial plans to celebrate my new nickname have been leaked to the Metro.
My book is 99p on Kindle for a limited time. What a feeling. The Telegraph said 'Genre-bending, genius . . . A superb, intoxicating book'. Please buy and read it if you can.
September 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
My book is 99p on Kindle for a limited time. What a feeling. The Telegraph said 'Genre-bending, genius . . . A superb, intoxicating book'. Please buy and read it if you can.
Found some hardcore fawn in the woods.
August 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Found some hardcore fawn in the woods.
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Oasis live ‘25 Prosecco Supernova gourmet popcorn delicately infused with notes of apple and white blossom.
August 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Oasis live ‘25 Prosecco Supernova gourmet popcorn delicately infused with notes of apple and white blossom.
Tonight! Air conditioning!
June 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Tonight! Air conditioning!
A lovely 5 star review of my book in The Telegraph.
June 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A lovely 5 star review of my book in The Telegraph.
My new book is now a physical thing. They look really great. It’s a book about a woman who vanished, the people obsessed with finding her (including me), my dad, and the amazing stories in hidden lives.
You can pre-order it here if you like please.
geni.us/SaltwaterMan...
You can pre-order it here if you like please.
geni.us/SaltwaterMan...
June 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My new book is now a physical thing. They look really great. It’s a book about a woman who vanished, the people obsessed with finding her (including me), my dad, and the amazing stories in hidden lives.
You can pre-order it here if you like please.
geni.us/SaltwaterMan...
You can pre-order it here if you like please.
geni.us/SaltwaterMan...
My book is out in two weeks. The self-promotional push! It begins!
May 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My book is out in two weeks. The self-promotional push! It begins!
Recording my audiobook, cursing the genetics behind my fat tongue.
May 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Recording my audiobook, cursing the genetics behind my fat tongue.
Some great writers have said nice things about my new book, and you can pre-order it here please. geni.us/SaltwaterMan...
April 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Some great writers have said nice things about my new book, and you can pre-order it here please. geni.us/SaltwaterMan...
This is what my new book is all about.
February 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This is what my new book is all about.
My new book looks like this, I’m pleased to say.
February 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new book looks like this, I’m pleased to say.
Big call for the BBC to make the graphics for each of the snooker players at the Masters look like they have explosive diarrhoea.
January 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Big call for the BBC to make the graphics for each of the snooker players at the Masters look like they have explosive diarrhoea.
The tremendous indignity of buying the niece you barely know a Rachel from Friends cosplay rubber duck.
December 18, 2024 at 11:51 AM
The tremendous indignity of buying the niece you barely know a Rachel from Friends cosplay rubber duck.
Tremendous use of stick on googly eyes on local billboard.
November 30, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Tremendous use of stick on googly eyes on local billboard.
In the week that boxing pulled down its own pants, great to get a copy of this by the brilliant Donald McRae.
November 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
In the week that boxing pulled down its own pants, great to get a copy of this by the brilliant Donald McRae.