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@dylanbickers.com
(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
This year I’m thankful for being hot
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This year I’m thankful for being hot
Gonna play this at 2x speed (over the limit)
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Gonna play this at 2x speed (over the limit)
Pew disagrees but ok
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pew disagrees but ok
Apologies for low quality edit but it’s Minas Turgle @austinwalker.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Apologies for low quality edit but it’s Minas Turgle @austinwalker.bsky.social
We are on day three of fog and the accidental flash kinda hooked me up
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
We are on day three of fog and the accidental flash kinda hooked me up
This is where I’m at
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is where I’m at
Good shit, Tidal. Love to have unsubscribed from Spotify for this
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Good shit, Tidal. Love to have unsubscribed from Spotify for this
Crashouts heretofore never seen
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Crashouts heretofore never seen
Getting a lot of use outta this one today
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Getting a lot of use outta this one today
Curry broke in the freezer
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Curry broke in the freezer
Got over my cold so it’s time for some Zucchini alla Scapece
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Got over my cold so it’s time for some Zucchini alla Scapece
Hey @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social anyone do this yet
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hey @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social anyone do this yet
The two genders
November 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The two genders
Had to grab the Shazam to prove the really funny song playing as people are filing out of Cuomo’s party
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Had to grab the Shazam to prove the really funny song playing as people are filing out of Cuomo’s party
We saw you and your fucked up bronco across the bar and we really think your vibes are so rancid
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We saw you and your fucked up bronco across the bar and we really think your vibes are so rancid