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dylanmesh.bsky.social
Dylan Mesh
@dylanmesh.bsky.social
Yeah yeah I’m here now.

Business inquiries: [email protected]

Merch: www.brainbustertees.com/dylan-mesh
GIRLFRIENDS RELEASED REMIXED TRACKS THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You better come see me tomorrow
THIS SATURDAY

Come to Glassboro to palette cleanse from being around your family by meeting us and jamming to music and whatnot
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
HEY LISTEN

Boss and I had our booking on December 6th fall through so you should book #WildeLLC for that day. Let’s do business. We are great at that.

No I don’t care if it’s Thanksgiving. I’m still on the grind.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The Squickett will teach you how to nap
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Eternal happiness can find anyone. Just find me. #Upstanding
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
THIS SATURDAY

Come to Glassboro to palette cleanse from being around your family by meeting us and jamming to music and whatnot
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Your hero. #Upstanding
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When I was a kid I thought Gandalf and the balrog both died when they fell from the bridge but kept fighting in the afterlife, which is pretty badass. I was shocked to find that what actually happened was somehow just as badass.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Beef brisket and pepper jack cheese on Texas toast because food is the only thing that makes me happy
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Telling a ref “It wasn’t what it was” won’t make them forgive you but sometimes it annoys them enough that they’ll leave you alone. #TheLastLight
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Verse riff from Satan Hussein by Scars On Broadway got me like
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Look man, life is made up of tough choices.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is what we’re about. #WildeLLC
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ok so Wilde LLC did lose…but I got my coat back! Hooray!
Please say hooray. #PPLWorld
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
TONIGHT
GOURD
POLE
COAT
ETC

#WildeLLC
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Saw the Toy Story 5 ad that said “The age of toys is over” and read it in this mf’s voice
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A gift to us from ourselves. #WildeLLC
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I know a create a character menu hates to see me coming. #TheOuterWorlds2
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The holidays are only for those who deserve them. #Upstanding
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
…hey he can’t have that on Sunday, right?
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’ve been using controllers with analog sticks on them since 1999 and only just the other day did I finally encounter one suffering from stick drift, and it was the one that came with my Xbox Series X.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is the nonsense I’ve been putting up with for almost 9 years
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Next Sunday
The gourd stays and my coat comes back.
#WildeLLC
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I am now like 0-22 in the war on Christmas.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by Dylan Mesh
Wrestling tonight! We’re cancelling Christmas! Also raising money for sick children so they can get back to work in the coal mines where they belong.

Cheer on @dylanmesh.bsky.social who we’ve sponsored. And cheer on Julie Rogan who we’ve also sponsored and is basically if Ann Perkins was a referee.
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM