Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey
earl-hickey.bsky.social
Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey
@earl-hickey.bsky.social
I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl.
Looked into this a little more, it gets dumber with every sentence read.

The BMI index has clearly ruined peoples brains and of course mysogynists would love to this sort of nonsense.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Calling them a "tsar" let's me know they're evil because that's a Russian title and Russia is evil.

(not a commentary on anything else in the title, the whole thing seems insane)
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Gonna take a second to address the actual thing the guys talking about or are you too intellectually lazy to broach it?

Honestly I feel like I'm pretending you're capable of understanding his point and I'll probably get some bot response like "it's mysogynist to call me out for being daft"
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
1000 IQ move with this comment "they're not a transphobes, therefor they must be a mysogynist"

I can't begin to correct you because you're not smart enough for the conversation.
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Mysogynists are terrible too, but I don't know about worse.... That's like choosing which animal has the best tasting shit... You're arguing about a preference in pieces of shit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
You're a doctor?! Like an honorary title from clown college because you're a joke?

There's no way that's a real title.

Your dumb reply didn't even address anything they said you dork
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sweet... Who's in charge of Syria now that Assad is gone?

Please don't give me any information of their past, I'm sure it's not relevant.
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
So like every time I learn of a new member of the bluesky staff it's always with me thinking "wow, this person seems to be a scumbag, how is this the better alternative to any of the other sites?"

It seems like every new member is worse than the last too
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Preferably run by some sort of cult, controlled by the Falun Gong... Bonus points if they could be subjected to lawsuits accusing them of child labor and human trafficking.
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
How do I stop these bots from showing up on my timeline?
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
According to the bluesky Russia is losing the war and its costing them bajillions of rupees to gain nothing.

Not really sure why the US is demanding to negotiate peace on Ukraines behalf
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Never saw a pic of Chong before.... The milkshake looks like it did some serious damage, I owe him an apology.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What part of that is state run?

Stop trying to make Trump sound cool, it's not going to happen.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When you say "I was radicalized" what does that mean? I'm not sure I understand how liberalism and the democrats would factor into radicalism.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They're trying to say something about trans people? I tried to understand what they were talking about and my nose started bleeding
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Now I'm even more confused by your confusion.

Didn't I imply that it could be seen either way?

Sorry, I think you're being upset with me for a scenario that doesn't exist in my reality.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I think you should reread the posts that got you to this point, you've seriously misunderstood something to reach that conclusion.

I think you might have skipped the one I was replying to
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Speaking of missing the point...
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
How can it be a monopoly if there's Pepsi AND Coke?

Mono means one, there's 2 brands of cola.

Checkmate atheists.
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What kind of heat we talking about? Like the city blocks don't need HVAC equipment and it lowers the energy bills for its neighbours?
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I wonder if he understands it to be a scathing critique of his world view or a fun joke about his world view
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
With that dude you're better off to block and carry one. It's impossible to tell if he's trolling, an idiot, or an asset.
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
He looks like he's going to explain to Peacemaker why minorities are ruining the country.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM