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one day the magic will come back. all of it.
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nowing ones complane of my post the fust edition had no stops I put in a Nuf here and thay may peper and solt it as they plese

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Guys I'm TIRED of explaining this. Greebles have TWO boges, ONE quiff and ONE dunth. Don't make me explain it again!
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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For decades, Greebles have been used as stimuli in psychology studies on facial recognition. Greebles come in five families (Samar, Galli, Osmit, Radok and Tasio) and two genders (plok and glip).
Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
did the biannual haircut today, took off more than i was intending - like 4-5 inches? it rules though, i'm so happy with it. just touches my shoulders
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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oh my god cocona i’m so proud
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Actually somewhat-massive news, COCONA, one of the members of the all-Japanese based-in-Korea group XG, has come out as non-binary transmasc and having had top surgery

Which for an active idol in either country is just unheard of, never mind one at such a big group. They look amazing!
XG’s Cocona Comes Out as Transmasculine, Nonbinary
The 20-year-old rapper announced the news in an Instagram post: “I was born and perceived as female, but that label never represented who I truly am. I live in a way that feels more masculine and true...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"omg is it so fun to just sit and play all day?"

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What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
this game continues to surprise me. how many ways to persuade Illuminata in the first 30 minutes... and how also to thoroughly piss her off
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Good lasagne today lads
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i LOVE ejae getting her dues and kdhun getting huge, and it still all rules, but nothing kills Golden and Soda Pop like having to listen to it several times a day at work. 3 year olds just can't be bothered to learn the lyrics, you know?
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
aaah yesterday i was walking into town in my sparkly dress and the woman walking ahead of me with her toddler turned around and like... jumpscared? and went "omg i love your dress. look the lady has such a sparkly dress"
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Red apple is cute but I am a green apple I think
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
hm. deputy manager job has opened up again, to no one's surprise. im thinking about it
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
today we learned that Ferdinand was born on the same day Lü Bu died, which actually explains an awful lot if you consider reincarnation
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i finished the Labyrinth House Murders last night, really enjoyed it. helped by the fact i spotted the deception very early on and had the whole case cracked open by the end. very satisfying to just be Correct, lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
stray kids were incredible for a good few years but i think it's going downhill now
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ferdie has been evil all week and today has been almost an angel (only one irritated scratch). my theory is he likes when we're all at home together. me going out to work is offensive to him
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He turns into a kitten when this toy comes out
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i always think of Sun Day when i breathe cold air.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPYv...
Sun Day
YouTube video by quietsnooze
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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and I heard a voice saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates.
and the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men
May 29, 2024 at 5:16 AM
i think i might play 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors again, maybe.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM