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Count Spatula
@eatyourdarlings.bsky.social
Logical Chaos Goblin.
Rationally empiricist mess.
But strives to be nice.

Nerdy. NSFW. Nifty!
Favourite #DoctorWho moment:

Mine’s actually from the extended universe Virgin New Adventures but this hit 14 year old gay me HARD and has never let go.
June 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Pipe break at the Campbell Park light pyramid.
May 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
#MCM

In Greenwich park a shot of the pavilion

#London #photography
May 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Repost your favorite cigar pic!l 🔥🥩
May 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Heron!

At St Pancras Lock on the Regent’s canal.

Had to be quick and messed up framing - gah!

#photography #london #heron
May 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
May 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
FINALLY finished the No Man’s Sky “Relics” expedition. TBH I found it a bit of a slog. There’s usually a sprinkling of lore or a new perspective on the expeditions but this time it was “here’s new gameplay loop…now repeat” and it just didn’t grab me.

Got some spiffy new duds out of it though!

#NMS
April 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reskeet with a harness picture.
April 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I like this place. Some people say it’s creepy but I find it peaceful. No one around and the only sound is trains rattling along in the distance.

#photography #panorama
April 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Must remember to get new gloves

#gaycigarman
April 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Blarg. Been talking too much about work stuff. Here’s some dead cow.

#gayleatherman
April 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Almost a shame this is #monochromemonday

Sat on my balcony, the sun shone bright, the sky was blue, the trees a rich green, everything…peaceful. Smoking a bowl of Condor in a Peterson straight stemmed billiard house pipe and thinking I should trim the face fuzz back down a bit.

#gaypipeman
April 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
European Garden Spider in my lampshade.

Hmmm. Things to do this year:

1) learn to draw
2) recarpet my flat
3) dust more frequently

And actually read up on keeping spiders as pets. I miss having a pet.

#macrophotography
April 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Peterson Kinsale XL13

As bulldogs go, I prefer the 150. But this is a beaut 🙂

Smoking a bowl of Segar & Snuff Crème Brûlée.

#pipesmoking
April 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
April 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
#monochromemonday pipe break

Peterson House Pipe
Terracotta finish (not that you can tell!)
Bowl of Condor Ready Rubbed

#pipesmoking
April 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If you see this post, post or quote repost a boarded walkway, or something similar.

#boardedwalkway #scenic #landscape
April 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Duck!(ling)
April 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Generally I agree but sometimes those…nnnfffph!…urges…are too strong!
April 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
April 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
And now for something completely different.

#WAM #gunge
April 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Having had to rationalise my life down to a handful of garbage bags to facilitate a quick exit several times in my time has left me almost pathologically resistant to accruing “things”.

However, I do have a few keepsakes from over the years and blimey, they don’t half scream “GAY!”
April 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Goddamn it’s hard to find tight fitting gloves when you’ve got small (size 8) hands.

#gayleather #gaycigarman #smokefetish
April 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One of the rare freehands in my collection from Pipes Del Puig

#gaypipeman
April 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I love catching the canal when it’s totally still
April 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM