Sarah Jellen
@ebyrdstarr.bsky.social
Annabelle’s person, KC sports fan, shoe lover
She/her
She/her
Of course today is the best hair day I’ve had in months.
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Of course today is the best hair day I’ve had in months.
I have abandoned my Christmas knitting project. Today seems a good day to get back to it.
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have abandoned my Christmas knitting project. Today seems a good day to get back to it.
Oh, shit, I probably should bathe my coats.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Oh, shit, I probably should bathe my coats.
Friends, my phone was in the massive pile of throw blankets I call a bed. But that massive pile of blankets is necessary! Last night, Bruno refused to join me under the covers but was shivering. No one had to move for me to get him covered.
I’m totally normal, I swear.
I’m totally normal, I swear.
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Friends, my phone was in the massive pile of throw blankets I call a bed. But that massive pile of blankets is necessary! Last night, Bruno refused to join me under the covers but was shivering. No one had to move for me to get him covered.
I’m totally normal, I swear.
I’m totally normal, I swear.
I have no idea where my phone is.
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I have no idea where my phone is.
Eating cream of wheat at 1 pm like the boss I am.
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Eating cream of wheat at 1 pm like the boss I am.
That was way too easy.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
That was way too easy.
Throw to the end zone or sidelines only! I do not trust Washington to execute this properly.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Throw to the end zone or sidelines only! I do not trust Washington to execute this properly.
Hey, NFL, again I say you have a big, huge, gigantic problem.
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hey, NFL, again I say you have a big, huge, gigantic problem.
You have a huge problem, NFL.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You have a huge problem, NFL.
Give up a TD and get a 15-yard penalty for taunting? That’s a choice.
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Give up a TD and get a 15-yard penalty for taunting? That’s a choice.
I hate Josh Allen, but I’ll say that shoulda been flagged.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I hate Josh Allen, but I’ll say that shoulda been flagged.
It’s so demoralizing when potential gigs just flame out for no apparent reason from my perspective. People should be more upfront with their intentions. If you were looking at booking someone else, it actually sucks that you’d schedule an appointment with me then cancel it day of.
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s so demoralizing when potential gigs just flame out for no apparent reason from my perspective. People should be more upfront with their intentions. If you were looking at booking someone else, it actually sucks that you’d schedule an appointment with me then cancel it day of.
The graphics on the displayed line of scrimmage and line to gain have gotten so good, I had a hard time convincing my mom the red line at the 20 is different.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The graphics on the displayed line of scrimmage and line to gain have gotten so good, I had a hard time convincing my mom the red line at the 20 is different.
So, yeah, this Christmas is gonna suck as much as last year’s did. Someone pay me to do something.
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So, yeah, this Christmas is gonna suck as much as last year’s did. Someone pay me to do something.
We’ve entered the part of the season where who we root for to win gets strange. I hate it. We haven’t had to do this much in the Mahomes era.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We’ve entered the part of the season where who we root for to win gets strange. I hate it. We haven’t had to do this much in the Mahomes era.
Reposted by Sarah Jellen
Kelly Scaletta put up an interesting thread earlier today about the connection between the boat attacks, Sinaloa, and the pardons of former Honduran president / drug king Juan Orlando Hernández & crypto-criminal "CZ" Zhao.
As expected, fabulous riches pouring into Trump's coffers from all of them.
As expected, fabulous riches pouring into Trump's coffers from all of them.
I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?"
As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Kelly Scaletta put up an interesting thread earlier today about the connection between the boat attacks, Sinaloa, and the pardons of former Honduran president / drug king Juan Orlando Hernández & crypto-criminal "CZ" Zhao.
As expected, fabulous riches pouring into Trump's coffers from all of them.
As expected, fabulous riches pouring into Trump's coffers from all of them.
Totally stoked about having no income prospects for December. No one needs money during the holiday season, right?
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Totally stoked about having no income prospects for December. No one needs money during the holiday season, right?
Auburn needs to do some ball security work in the offseason.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Auburn needs to do some ball security work in the offseason.
Auburn is trying sooooo hard to lose possession here.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Auburn is trying sooooo hard to lose possession here.
Did I make more food than I really needed for dinner? Yes. Did I eat it all anyway because it was really tasty? Also yes.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Did I make more food than I really needed for dinner? Yes. Did I eat it all anyway because it was really tasty? Also yes.
Me, starting this book: why is it only flashing back to 2000? I thought the incident happened when these adults were young children?
In other news, my creaky bones and I are just gonna go to bed now.
In other news, my creaky bones and I are just gonna go to bed now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me, starting this book: why is it only flashing back to 2000? I thought the incident happened when these adults were young children?
In other news, my creaky bones and I are just gonna go to bed now.
In other news, my creaky bones and I are just gonna go to bed now.
Me when my 20-lb hound and my 17-lb pug are both on leashes trying to find spots to poop.
a man is sitting on the roof of a building holding a chair .
ALT: a man is sitting on the roof of a building holding a chair .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Me when my 20-lb hound and my 17-lb pug are both on leashes trying to find spots to poop.