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Eddie Schneider
@eddieschneider.bsky.social
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Literary agent, ultramarathoner, and staircase wit.

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Let's make that a quadruple #bookbirthday! @brycemoore.bsky.social's DEATH IN THE DARK is "a chilling and adventure-filled mystery set amid the Blitz and inspired by a real serial killer" (Kirkus). awfulagent.com/ebooks/death...
August 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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bsky.app/profile/eddi... sorry not sorry
eddieschneider.bsky.social Eddie Schneider @eddieschneider.bsky.social · Aug 5
"Midnight Mountain" by Cathedral is almost *too* perfect for this . . .
August 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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"Midnight Mountain" by Cathedral is almost *too* perfect for this . . .
August 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Bye, Paramount+! Don't let the reel hit you where the projectionist spliced you!
Screenshot of my cancelling Paramount+, complete with the reason why in the "provide feedback below" window. Beyond citing the reasons (paying the Trump regime its $16 million bribe, cancelling Colbert, etc.), I said "May your merger fail, your company get gobbled up and sold for scrap by private equity, and your servers all spit in your food."
July 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Also, I'm not that big a fan of calling it a "fight" with cancer in most cases, but it was very appropriate in this instance.
July 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Dunno that I'll have the bandwidth to look at replies anytime soon--This was the easiest way to let a lot of people know at once; I keep having to explain why I was out of the office Monday & Tuesday & hope this will cut down on that.

Mia went from timid rescue to devoted companion. Miss you, girl💔
July 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM