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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
and this is why the Fool is the character of all time. TO ME.
Gender Thoroughly and constantly debated
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
[rote spoilers] literally THE moment of all time
Text reading: ... my chin in her hand. “Look at me, young man! Look at me, I said!” And then, as she leaned closer and closer to me, she exclaimed, “My Chivalry never had a nose like that. But his eyes do…remind me. Oh. Oh, my son, my son. It cannot be. It cannot be.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
literally still have the beat-up, hand-printed in the print lab poster from the FREE show I saw in college on my wall. from a decade ago now 💀
Two hand-printed posters for concerts: the top one looks like a postcard, advertising a concert with the Beach Fossils, and the bottom one has a girl with a red Bob and devil horns and a black bar over her mouth advertising the band Teen Suicide
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
“And there they were, two dear old ladies, Patience in a summer gown… that had probably last seen the light of day when my father was King-in-Waiting. Lacey, as ever, was dressed in the simple robe of a serving woman. Patience carried her slippers in one hand and the torn-out marigold in the other.”
a medieval manuscript-style drawing of Patience and Lacey in a garden, with Fitz on the path behind them. Patience is crouching on the ground, slippers and the skirt of her green dress in one hand, and an uprooted marigold in the other. She’s looking up at Lacey, who’s reaching out to take the marigold and looking down at Patience fondly, wearing a simple blue dress and cloak and a white veil. Fitz, behind them, has a shocked and emotional expression on his face, and looks like he’s been surprised. He’s wearing a simple blue tunic and brown leggings. The background is a wild-ish garden full of flowers and herbs, with a castle and the sea just barely visible against the horizon. There’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with flowers, blue and purple scrollwork, a tiny Nighteyes the wolf, and a tiny stone dragon.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
WAHOOOOO
a medieval manuscript style illustration of Patience, Lacey, and Fitz outdoors on a dirt path. Patience is crouched down, holding her slippers and the skirt of her green dress in one hand, and an uprooted marigold in the other. She’s looking up at Lacey, who is reaching out to grab the marigold and looking down at Patience fondly. She’s wearing a blue dress, darker blue cloak, and white veil. Behind them on the path, Fitz has clearly stumbled upon them in surprise, and his eyes are wide and full of emotion. In the background, Buckkeep is visible on the horizon, and there is an ornate border filled with plants, scrollwork, and a tiny Nighteyes and stone dragon, which hasn’t yet been colored in.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
“just one Ed, not people fucking” ok!
a word cloud of my most frequently used words on bluesky, with the big ones “just, not, one, people, Ed, fucking, love”
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
waugh
a cropped screenshot of a medieval-manuscript-style digital drawing of Patience and Lacey in the Buckkeep herb garden, surrounded by an ornate border. Patience is wearing a green dress, crouching down and holding her skirt and slippers in one hand and an uprooted marigold in the other as she looks up at Lacey, who is gesturing to take the marigold, wearing a blue dress and cloak and a white veil.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
old woman yuri in the Buckkeep herb garden, everyone give it up for old woman yuri in the Buckkeep herb garden
a cropped screenshot of a medieval-manuscript-style digital drawing of Patience and Lacey in the Buckkeep herb garden, surrounded by an ornate border. Patience is fully rendered, in a green dress, crouching down and holding her skirt and slippers in one hand and an uprooted marigold in the other as she looks up at Lacey, who is gesturing to take the marigold. Lacey’s face and hands are rendered, but her dress, cloak, and veil are just linework, as is the border around the outside of the image.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
my favorite weird fictional old lady!!
a cropped work in progress screenshot of a medieval-style drawing of Patience. She’s wearing a green dress, crouching down, holding her skirt and slippers in one hand and an uprooted marigold in the other. She’s looking up at something out of frame. She’s fully rendered, but the background and the ornate border visible to her right are just linework.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
half of some fifteenth-century-style old woman yuri in the castle gardens :)
a close-up screenshot of a digital painting in progress, in the style of a fifteenth-century medieval manuscript. in the frame, there’s a older Black woman crouching down, holding her slippers and skirts in one hand and an uprooted marigold in the other. she’s looking up at something out of frame. her wrinkled face and greying hair are colored in, but the rest is just linework. there’s also part of an ornate manuscript border filled with scrollwork, plants, and other little details visible to the right of the image.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
plus a close-up of the faces
A close-up of the faces in the painting above, showing Patience's grief-stricken expression, Fitz's blank stare, and Chivalry's earring hanging from his ear.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
[ROTE spoilers; cw blood]
Fitz and Patience from the prologue to Assassin's Quest, based on the painting "Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan"
a digital painting of Fitz and Patience in the style of “Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan.” Patience is cradling Fitz’s body to her chest, gently holding his waist and his head. She’s looking into the distance, distraught, with wide, teary eyes. Fitz is staring blankly, blood running down his face and neck and staining his blue tunic and white shirt. Chivalry’s earring dangles from his ear. They’re in a dungeon with stone walls and a dirt floor, which is also stained with blood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
ok gang. do I put his ass in the dungeon or just on a regular plain old non dungeon background?
a close-cropped screenshot of a digital painting, showing Fitz in a dungeon the same painting, but un-dungeoned
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
cw blood

I know nobody here knows about blorbo from my fantasy novels and his many agonies etc but I spent a billion years painting all this fucking fabric and it is turning out sooooo well
a work-in-progress screenshot of a digital painting of Fitz and Patience in the style of “Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan.” Patience, wearing a deep magenta silk dress, is clutching Fitz to her chest, and her eyes are wide and teary as she presses one hand to his bloody head gently. Fitz’s eyes are open, staring blankly, as he lays limply in Patience’s lap. His blue tunic and white linen shirt are both bloodied. Fitz’s brown leggings and boots are not yet rendered, so they’re just flat colors.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
cw blood

anyway. now I have to paint all this fucking fabric
A digital painting in progress of Fitz and Patience in the style of the painting "Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan." Patience is clutching Fitz to her, tears in her eyes as she presses one hand to his head over his wounds. Fitz and Patience's faces, hands, and hair are all rendered. Fitz's blue tunic, brown leggings, and brown boots, as well as Patience's green dress, are flat colors without rendering.
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
CW blood

my evil painting of Fitz and Patience in the style of “Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan” and it’s giving me psychic damage. Regal when I fucking get you…..
A digital painting of Fitz and Patience post-Regal’s dungeons, in the style of the painting “Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan.” Patience is clutching Fitz to her, her eyes wide, distressed, and teary, cradling his head to her chest. Fitz’s eyes are open blankly, and there’s blood running over his face and neck from his wounds. One of his hands is resting on Patience’s arm. Just their faces, hands, and hair are painted so far, and their clothes are sketched out in dark red pencil.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
waugh. ough. owie.
a close cropped screenshot of a digital painting in progress of Fitz and Patience in the style of the painting “Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan.” the screenshot focuses on Fitz’s face, which has had the base tones and his hair painted in to establish the tones before adding detail.
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
cursed medieval andalite stede @ghostalservice.bsky.social
(walters museum MS w.88 folio 115v)
A medieval illustration of a blue feathery or scaly deer thing with an unimpressed human face in its chest like a christmas play costume or something
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
blorbo from my fantasy novels but I made her trans because I can
a digital pencil sketch of Fitz as a trans woman, crouching down and resting her arms on her knees. She’s wearing an oversized sweater that’s falling off her shoulders, and a long, flowy skirt. Her hair is loosely half-up with curls falling loose around her face. The whole drawing has a reddish sepia tone to it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
and a moment for their beautiful face because the details get lost a bit in the full size:
a close-up screenshot of Oluwande’s face from the drawing in the post above. They’re smiling slightly and looking to the left.
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
a digital drawing of Oluwande with their hand on their head and one foot propped up, as if they’re resting while doing some sort of activity. They’re wearing a teal tanktop, baggy cuffed jeans, their signature beanie, and magenta crocs. They’re wearing a have an orange fish keychain with some keys on a carabiner on their belt loop, and they have garlic bulb and soup love heart tattoos. The drawing is shaded in a slightly washed-out watercolor style.
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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@gentleblahaj.bsky.social inspired me to redo a section of my island so now my island has TWO castles 😎
A screenshot from animal crossing of a run-down, mossy castle courtyard. There's a lone sword and a metal pot against the back wall, and a stone kitchen to the left. The same run-down animal crossing castle courtyard, but from a birds-eye view, showing the arched entryway and pillars as well as the castle walls at the back. My animal crossing character is standing in the center and waving
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
everyone look at this absurdly perfect photo I just took in animal crossing. monarch butterfly was a paid actor
An animal crossing screenshot of a mossy, vine-covered stone archway leading into a similarly mossy and run-down castle courtyard. There are blue hyacinths to the left of the arch, and there's a monarch butterfly flying away on the right.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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also belated post of very silly Shred (shark Ed) and Shtede (shark Stede) for @ghostalservice.bsky.social 🦈
A line drawing of Ed and Stede as medieval shark creatures with human heads, shaded lightly in greyscale. Ed’s hair is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make him look somewhat normal, but Stede looks extremely silly
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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weird little medieval guys Ed and Stede for @spicymuppet.bsky.social !!
a line drawing of weird little medieval guys Ed and Stede. Ed is some sort of two-legged, hairy, long-necked creature, and he’s wearing a silly little chaperon with cat ears, trimmed with bells. He’s looking sweetly at Stede, who is a snail creature, wearing a chaperon with little bear ears. He has his snail paws held up to Ed, and is smiling widely.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM