The snails of november
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Experience the skeets that critics are calling
“piss poor”
“piss poor”
And I would’ve gotten away with it too! If it weren’t for you meddling kids and your poorly-timed Chicago River tour boat
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
And I would’ve gotten away with it too! If it weren’t for you meddling kids and your poorly-timed Chicago River tour boat
By losing to the Packers last week and beating the Cowboys tonight, the Lions have found a way to be somewhere in the middle between two teams that already tied a game
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
By losing to the Packers last week and beating the Cowboys tonight, the Lions have found a way to be somewhere in the middle between two teams that already tied a game
My parents didn’t do elf on the shelf because there was no social media posting where they could make it about them
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My parents didn’t do elf on the shelf because there was no social media posting where they could make it about them
How come only racists and dorks get to have a million bumper stickers?
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
How come only racists and dorks get to have a million bumper stickers?
Like this to agree that Ride The Lightning is the best Metallica album. Repost if you can’t be bothered to care
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Like this to agree that Ride The Lightning is the best Metallica album. Repost if you can’t be bothered to care
It’s wild what guys will spend on Jerry Garcia guitar rigs just to sound like an epi Les Paul switched to treble
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It’s wild what guys will spend on Jerry Garcia guitar rigs just to sound like an epi Les Paul switched to treble
Caught it by accident, casually flipping on a motel TV in Needles, CA. I stayed up for 2 hours to watch to the end. Banger movie
God damn Edge Of Tomorrow is magnificent. I did not appreciate it enough when it came out
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Caught it by accident, casually flipping on a motel TV in Needles, CA. I stayed up for 2 hours to watch to the end. Banger movie
Practicing field surgery (eating a rotisserie chicken one-handed on the highway)
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Practicing field surgery (eating a rotisserie chicken one-handed on the highway)
Springsteen voice: Well they
shot up ol Lizzo with Wegovy last night
shot up ol Lizzo with Wegovy last night
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Springsteen voice: Well they
shot up ol Lizzo with Wegovy last night
shot up ol Lizzo with Wegovy last night
Nothing has ever made me want a cigarette this badly
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Nothing has ever made me want a cigarette this badly
Minute 5 of being high: wow, that’s a perspective I haven’t considered before
Minute 90: squweeve
Minute 90: squweeve
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Minute 5 of being high: wow, that’s a perspective I haven’t considered before
Minute 90: squweeve
Minute 90: squweeve
I don’t have to put up with this shit, I have 7 of the 8 badges I need to challenge the ELITE FOUR
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don’t have to put up with this shit, I have 7 of the 8 badges I need to challenge the ELITE FOUR
fuck the wafers, communion key bumps
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
fuck the wafers, communion key bumps
Voted least likely to read the room
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Voted least likely to read the room
Reposted by The snails of november
the early bird gets the worm and so does the late bird, birds love worms and there are a lot of worms
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the early bird gets the worm and so does the late bird, birds love worms and there are a lot of worms
I fucking HATE Chaucer-core rappers dude, can’t understand a goddamn woerde
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I fucking HATE Chaucer-core rappers dude, can’t understand a goddamn woerde
Living in Michigan sounds like “hey did you giys see Weapins yet”
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Living in Michigan sounds like “hey did you giys see Weapins yet”
SCULLY: So JUST because there’s a magic sleigh on the roof, and now a COUPLE of unexplained presents are under the tree, you think SANTA CLAUS is involved.
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
SCULLY: So JUST because there’s a magic sleigh on the roof, and now a COUPLE of unexplained presents are under the tree, you think SANTA CLAUS is involved.
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
Restarting the X-Files this week has been such a good decision
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Restarting the X-Files this week has been such a good decision
Happy Armistice Day to all the politicians who flipped it to be about supporting forever war instead of remembering that dying in mud holes is bad/preventable
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Happy Armistice Day to all the politicians who flipped it to be about supporting forever war instead of remembering that dying in mud holes is bad/preventable
Reposted by The snails of november
The more I’m forced to think about AI, the more I think about the bear from Annihilation. No reason!!
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The more I’m forced to think about AI, the more I think about the bear from Annihilation. No reason!!
Is this mutation still considered Raisin Bran crunch or am I looking at a new species
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Is this mutation still considered Raisin Bran crunch or am I looking at a new species
Had a meet up with a friend last night where he told me we’ve drifted apart because he’s making choices to avoid negative headspaces. So that’s ANOTHER thing that sucked about yesterday
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Had a meet up with a friend last night where he told me we’ve drifted apart because he’s making choices to avoid negative headspaces. So that’s ANOTHER thing that sucked about yesterday
Excited for Nancy Pelosi and her next career as a Skyrim draugr
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Excited for Nancy Pelosi and her next career as a Skyrim draugr