Effervescent Dragon
effervescentdragon.bsky.social
Effervescent Dragon
@effervescentdragon.bsky.social
“We will beat you to death.”

[Shatters your kneecaps with the spiked pink dragon club, stunning and slowing you down. You have no choice but to look upon your works and despair.]
The phone lines are entangled again, my dear meal.
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
One by one they’re advancing
September 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Any language that I speak’s just a freaky sound
September 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'm that bitch with all the tea
September 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
A learning opportunity hate to see me comin
September 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You are out of control
September 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Want a puzzle?
September 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There, there

Now, now
September 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Keep me in a loop
September 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Lightbanned and Blamed again
September 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We may be living inside of a cartoon. Do not be alarmed; this part is canon.
August 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Fiona, this suggests many troubling things about the nature of our universe.
August 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
What a celestial beauty!
August 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Solve my maze
August 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM