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Purveyor of fandom bullshit and classically trained internet hipster. I won't contribute to your growth hacking but I will give you directions to the castle.
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...ah, I seem to have accidentally given Mechalodon free range of the basement
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
...ah, I seem to have accidentally given Mechalodon free range of the basement
local food chains keep switching to Coke products over Pepsi and depriving me of my Mountain Dew pairings and I hate it
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
local food chains keep switching to Coke products over Pepsi and depriving me of my Mountain Dew pairings and I hate it
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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December 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
“I walk around Portland, and I go, ‘Fuck you, assholes. Portland is fine.’” - John Darnielle, @themountaingoats.bsky.social. We're proud to claim you as a Portlander, sir.
The Mountain Goats Ascend to Revolution Hall
Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle discusses musicals, his new album, and why he keeps coming home to Portland.
www.wweek.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
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Hell is empty and the devils are all out so please leave a message at the tone!
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Hell is empty and the devils are all out so please leave a message at the tone!
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this is incredible but also i am a little worried this copy of Moby Dick doubles as a sentient grimoire for vengeance (a grimoire that will turn on you obv)
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
this is incredible but also i am a little worried this copy of Moby Dick doubles as a sentient grimoire for vengeance (a grimoire that will turn on you obv)
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tomorrow at 9PM.EST!
handmade in house from start to finish. loose leaf standing desk calendar w three stand options.
i always try to make the calendars extra special, as time can be tough. hope that my art can send some sun into your year. 🌞 #moonchu #originalart #calendar2026 #stationery
handmade in house from start to finish. loose leaf standing desk calendar w three stand options.
i always try to make the calendars extra special, as time can be tough. hope that my art can send some sun into your year. 🌞 #moonchu #originalart #calendar2026 #stationery
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
tomorrow at 9PM.EST!
handmade in house from start to finish. loose leaf standing desk calendar w three stand options.
i always try to make the calendars extra special, as time can be tough. hope that my art can send some sun into your year. 🌞 #moonchu #originalart #calendar2026 #stationery
handmade in house from start to finish. loose leaf standing desk calendar w three stand options.
i always try to make the calendars extra special, as time can be tough. hope that my art can send some sun into your year. 🌞 #moonchu #originalart #calendar2026 #stationery
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QRP with something with horns
gosh where to begin
gosh where to begin
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
QRP with something with horns
gosh where to begin
gosh where to begin
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Wrapping up a few presents for next week's #ThemeThursday... 🌠❄️🎄🥂
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wrapping up a few presents for next week's #ThemeThursday... 🌠❄️🎄🥂
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Hey, I know it's not Giving Tuesday anymore (I am deep in the paper mines), but if you've ever wanted to help me out, please consider donating to keep PRI and Ithaca's Museum of the Earth open. They have until December 31 to raise 1M to prevent foreclosure. priweb.donorsupport.co/page/FUNWALK...
Save the Museum of the Earth and PRI – Secure Its Future!
In these challenging times, places like the Paleontological Research Institution (PRI) stand as beacons of hope, fostering understanding of the natural world and inspiring action for a sustainable fut...
priweb.donorsupport.co
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hey, I know it's not Giving Tuesday anymore (I am deep in the paper mines), but if you've ever wanted to help me out, please consider donating to keep PRI and Ithaca's Museum of the Earth open. They have until December 31 to raise 1M to prevent foreclosure. priweb.donorsupport.co/page/FUNWALK...
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SHITMAS TIME IS HERE: I've updated my epic, three-hour playlist of the worst holiday music known to humanity. You can find Apple Music and Spotify links to it, plus all my holiday merch and greeting cards, at shitm.as
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
SHITMAS TIME IS HERE: I've updated my epic, three-hour playlist of the worst holiday music known to humanity. You can find Apple Music and Spotify links to it, plus all my holiday merch and greeting cards, at shitm.as
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Extremely cool giant squid video. Giant squid season is upon us in Japan??
www.instagram.com/reel/DR0fAXF...
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kouta on Instagram: "#ソデイカ #海 #ダイオウイカ #sea #喜界島 #鹿児島 #離島
今年も上がってきました。"
259 likes, 14 comments - yonemorikouta on December 3, 2025: "#ソデイカ #海 #ダイオウイカ #sea #喜界島 #鹿児島 #離島
今年も上がってきました。".
www.instagram.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Extremely cool giant squid video. Giant squid season is upon us in Japan??
www.instagram.com/reel/DR0fAXF...
www.instagram.com/reel/DR0fAXF...
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Pantone picking white as the color of the year seems to be the straw that might break my sanity.
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pantone picking white as the color of the year seems to be the straw that might break my sanity.
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wanna feel old?!? thanksgiving was seven days ago
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
wanna feel old?!? thanksgiving was seven days ago
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“Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas” was released on this date in 1977.
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas” was released on this date in 1977.
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I don't know how to tell you it just sucks to struggle your whole life to communicate, find it in a style of art you have developed, and then knowing out there that there's someone scraping everything you did to steal your voice and put it on something you had no choice in speaking for.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don't know how to tell you it just sucks to struggle your whole life to communicate, find it in a style of art you have developed, and then knowing out there that there's someone scraping everything you did to steal your voice and put it on something you had no choice in speaking for.
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“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”