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Effing 🍂🦄
@effingunicorns.bsky.social
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Purveyor of fandom bullshit and classically trained internet hipster. I won't contribute to your growth hacking but I will give you directions to the castle.

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effingunicorns.bsky.social
Mudvayne telepathically heard me joking about nu metal's transition to therapy rock and said "hell yeah"
Wikipedia info block "Mudvayne singles chronology", showing entries Scream with Me from 2009, Hurt People Hurt People in 2025, and Sticks and Stones also in 2025
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
I still have to finish laundry and put a few things back where they belong, but otherwise I'm fucking done! even though I had cramps today!
a stout white crab which may or may not be a yeti crab, subtitled "This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness."
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
...yeah I went and looked at the map to confirm and most of those are literally just following 71 (the long diagonal one through the middle) and 75
map of Ohio showing the major interstate highways, state routes, and cities, with I75 running up the western side of the state from Cincinnati to Toledo and I71 running diagonally from Cincinnati through Columbus to Cleveland.
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
this counts as a cleaning task since I got it weeks ago and just got the frame today. art by @theghostegg.bsky.social, frame from Michaels, and you can still get the former at theghostegg.shop/products/202... if you're in the US or Canada!
framed illustration that's a 2026 lunar phase calendar surrounded by ghosts in nightcaps wandering the halls and having a telekinetic bedtime snack. shades of blue predominate and the frame is approximately the same pale blue as the illuminated portions of the moons in the calendar.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
torn between worker solidarity and wanting my churro donut bites 🥲
text message broken into two parts, with the start last so it appears first in my messages app, I assume. in the correct order, it reads: We’re sorry your Kroger Delivery order was cancelled today due to inclement weather. For the inconvenience, we’ve added a $15 credit to your account. You can easily place again by going to My Purchases and moving items to your cart. Thank you!
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
I somehow managed to accidentally hit F5 several paragraphs into typing up this book review, and now the text field is EMPTY
great white shark engulfed in a beam of light as it rockets away from a passenger jet, with more sharks of various species raining down in the background. chaos. madness. I want to throw a shark at something with the power of my mind.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
A movie that takes place where you're from.
movie poster for The Ides of March, showing Ryan Gosling in a suit holding a folded-up issue of Time Magazine to his face so that half of George Clooney's face covers half of his. The magazine cover says, "Is This Man Our Next President?"
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
I FUCKING KNEW IT
two skeets by me from a day ago, reading as follows: the thing that annoys me about the current wave of "Google is forcing Gemini into your emails via Smart Features!!!" is that I'm pretty sure they already did that months ago? if not more than a year? which is why I already had it turned off... it's giving "TOS update panic caused by terms that have been in there for ages"
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
calzone unlocked
semi-circular bread thing cut into pie slice thirds, like the yeasty Italian version of a quesadilla, in a cardboard takeout box and with an unopened ranch dipping cup in the empty space.
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
soon!!
photo of a movie screen with the Wicked: For Good logo over a countdown click showing twelve minutes until the double feature intermission ends
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
of course!
Netflix site notification: New Arrival Blue Beetle Today
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
I'm rich, I'm rich! 🥳
Facebook Consumer Privacy User Profile Litigation Settlement Administrator (say that five times fast) has sent you $30.40 USD.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
ah, timing
timeline screenshot with the previous post in the thread, key phrase "people are the real monsters" from my movie genre list, followed by some Frankenstein fanart reskeeted by Guillermo del Toro, captioned "You are the monster". it looks like Victor with a clawed shadow overlaying one hand and an enormous, malevolently glowing eye.
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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when I'm trying to post about what a good job I'm doing of being the better person, but bsky decides to forget I have video-posting permissions
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
we also have the aurora tonight! it's bright enough that I could see it without my camera!
strong magenta smudges of light in the night sky over a stand of trees. there's also a deer in the lawn between two houses, looking at me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
volcano night :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...
a smoky volcano vent lazily spewing a crust-topped river of lava
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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apparently they weren't actually unpinned, they were just disappeared from the toolbar, but I'm so fucking tired of all these version 12 instabilities that I've reinstalled Vivaldi to see if it's fixed the problems I was having with it before
browser extension menu that shows the extensions you haven't pinned. the four extensions shown were, in fact, previously pinned, and clicking on the gear menu of one to try and pin them all again shows that "Pin to Toolbar" is still/already checked.
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
this pen is clean*

* mostly
it's BENU's Jack-O'-Bats pen--an orange, yellow, black, and gold fountain pen with tiny glitter bats embedded in the barrel--lying on a paper towel and disassembled down to grip, converter, and barrel with the cap posted on the back end. wet spots are radiating out from the nib end of the grip, with faint reddish spots in the center.
November 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
still pretty funny
a stemless orange wine glass with a friendly grinning jack-o-lantern face printed on in black, full of orange pop. there's also pizza on a paper plate and way too much leftover candy.
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I don't think they want candy
crummy photo of a couple deer in an empty lot across the street. one is running into the trees beyond, which you can mostly see by its white butt.
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
ropukupdate: Halloween complete 🎃
another screenshot of Ropuka's Idle Island, enlarged to show the assorted jack-o-lantern faces around the edge of the island and serving as the head of the scarecrow, the candles and stone-and-metal fencing also around the edge, the string of orange triangle flags hung on the long side of the new, bigger house, the little spiders crawling all over the house's walls, and the orange-and-black striped chimney.
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
oh shit, duckduckgo upgrade 👀
the little menu that pops up when you click on the three dots/meatball icon next to a search result on DuckDuckGo, showing the domain "amazon.com" and the actions you can take: Only include results for this site Redo search without this site Block this site from all results [flagged as new] Share feedback about this site
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
effingunicorns.bsky.social
progress! only two things left to buy and then it's 100% spooky frog island time
the same island as in previous post, except now it has spooky dark grass, a scarecrow, a green chair with an orange frame, and no book of decor to buy. also you can see programs behind it instead of a black void because I used my computer screenshot function instead of Steam's.
October 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Halloween stuff! Ropuka, I am coming to help with the grass!
screenshot of a video game where there's a little island with a bipedal frog running around to cut grass, accompanied by a white rabbit the same size as he is and they whole area half submerged in water. the settings and items book is open to a page of new decorations, which you can tell are Halloween-themed from the illustration next to them, the outlines of some of the unpurchased items, and the small purchased house which has black and white striped paneling, orange windows and trim, and a giant spiderweb on the satellite dish.
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I think this is how they would've done it
A vintage illustration of an elaborate orange molded jello creation with green garnish and pineapple slices with the title MAN-PLEASER SALADS, except it's been roughly edited to make the jello magenta and the title read "Woman-Pleaser Salads"
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM