I had a dream we were hanging out (or perhaps coworkers?) the day before your last email and a) I want to imagine that's a good portent b) miss you!

A one-legged woman in an ass-kicking competition, except the ass you're kicking is cancer's and you're winning. So glad to see your smile.

Also, if this were true, immigrants from other "western civilizations" would already have imposed universal healthcare, family leave, etc. on the U.S.

Me, to the inventors of the webp and gifv file formats

There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this: