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eightheadedboy.bsky.social
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Snakin' my way downtown, snakin' fast, snakes squirm past and I'm snakebound
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realthangcustoms.bsky.social
Hi I’m a freelance artist who enjoy creating #digitalart of #ttrpg #rpg #fantasy character/ monster. I offer commission art service on Ko-fi & sell POD merch on RB.

Comm art available at:
ko-fi.com/realthangcus...

🔁+❤️+💬 are appreciated 🙏
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#rtcart #illustration #characterdesign #commissionopen
Drawing of a kenku druid holding a long T-shaped staff with a chubby crow resting on top of the staff. Drawing imagined as a collectable card. Drawing of a rakshasa smoking a long pipe, he is focusing 2 different element magic with both his hands. Drawing imagined as a collectable card. Drawing of a A gnome druid riding a running bear happily holding a long magic staff. Drawing imagined as a collectable card.
September 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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ocarinia.bsky.social
November & December slots are OPEN! #VgenComm

Don't see something you're looking for? Submit a "Commission Inquiry!"

💚 vgen.co/ocarinia 💚
Commission slots are open! Illustration, mascots, merch, emotes, and panels!
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
Three panels from the Valiant Comics run of Super Mario Bros featuring a Frog Suit Mario talking to Stanley, the Talking Fish. Stanley is introducing himself to Mario; who says,”Okay, I was wrong. Things COULD get worse!”
September 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
Watching my cousin play Dragon Quest on the NES when I was a little little kid and seeing those spooky skeletons and ghosts used to scare me pretty bad!
plante.bsky.social Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · Aug 23
What was the first video game that scared you?

It doesn't have to be a horror game. Maybe you didn't even play it -- plenty of ads freaked me out as a kid.
August 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
The Stationary Stones
auroragirl.bsky.social Aurora, all too Aurora @auroragirl.bsky.social · Aug 13
slightly diminish a band:

The Jackson 4.9
bornmiserable.bsky.social born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Aug 13
slightly diminish a band:

The Smith
August 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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chappelltracker.bsky.social
Switch dorks: Mario + Rabbids is on sale in the Nintendo eShop for $9.99 right now and it's one of the most fun turn based RPGs out there. I especially recommend it for those wanting a joyful local co-op game.
August 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art." 02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art." 03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'. 04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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aurumek.bsky.social
Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
EVERY BERRY PLUS CHERRY I DO NOT CARE THAT THATS FOUR AND NOT THREE
July 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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korybing.bsky.social
My family legacy: my grandmother drew the Kenny Loggins Jesus
An illustration of white jesus looking a lot like Kenny Loggins. It’s. Worksheet with typed questions and written answers: - Who is this man? “Kenny Loggins” - How does his death help us? “No more bad songs.” - Why is it important that we remember him? “Highway to the Danger Zone was ok.”
July 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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cait.bsky.social
i've given this a lot of thought and considered all the circumstances and here is my conclusion: fuckin lmao
thedailybeast.bsky.social The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · Jul 18
An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
Dad Moved Fam to Russia to Flee Woke—Now He’s on Front Line
Derek Huffman, 46, joined the military with hopes of becoming a Russian citizen. His wife said he was duped into a combat role.
trib.al
July 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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brooklynmarie.bsky.social
I'm so sick of these gaslighting op-eds. They recur like clockwork specifically because rich turds with agendas hire out PR firms to get this shit "placed" to make it appear like there's popular interest in it. See also those articles about creepy "pronatalist" couples. It's all just marketing
ajbauer.bsky.social A.J. Bauer @ajbauer.bsky.social · Jul 13
Wild that right-wing families somehow aren’t to blame for their longstanding and systematic snubbing of queer and lefty children.
New York Times guest essay “is it time to stop snubbing your right-wing family?”
July 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
No
Hope this helps
A screenshot of a New York Times opinion piece entitled, “Is It Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?”
July 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
This but for my nuts
nightmare-fueler.bsky.social nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · Jul 5
please dont touch my posts. the natural oils on your skin will distrupt their growth and formation.
July 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Democratic Party leadership in 2025 is condemning the burning of a few over-insured Waymo cars while voting to send Israel more arms and ammo and money at every opportunity then being confused why young left leaning people don’t like them
June 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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birdhism.com
June 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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envinyon.bsky.social
OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD

MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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drewgmackie.bsky.social
I bought a SMB2-themed activity book from Japan and scanned the pages so you all could see some rare official illustrations of Wart, Birdo and crew.

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/long-li...
June 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
We need a Minuteman Press for the left
kennedytcooper.bsky.social Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · May 22
We need a Lumon Industries for the left
May 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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understatesmen.bsky.social
dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves
dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy
May 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
The image depicts a sad and broken Grover the Muppet as he is sitting in an alleyway propped up against a trash can and holding an alcoholic beverage in a brown paper bag
May 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
eightheadedboy.bsky.social
Butt Age II
pixelthegnome.bsky.social Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · May 10
the silence of the butts
auntiesocial.bsky.social Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · May 9
Do the Butt Thing
May 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM