I’m shocked—shocked, I say!—that juggling clubs instead of juggling knives means you don’t slice off as many fingers

If shitting is literally the entire family’s hobby, it’s probably convenient to have a bad sense of smell

this is giving me flashbacks to a teenage summer office job unfucking a bunch of bureaucratic forms in Microsoft Word—they’d originally been created by someone who’d lined stuff up (badly) by hitting the spacebar a bunch of times, instead of using tab stops

The worst I’ve ever had was from Jack in the Box; haven’t tried Tim Horton’s yet 🤔

At least two Katamari games have separate 2D Katamari minigames in the end credits

So I think even fishing games should have an additional separate fishing mechanic, distinct from the main gameplay, just for the hell of it

gesundheit

The whole premise is dishonest to begin with. If we actually gave a shit in general about “unfair biological advantages” in sports, and it weren’t just a pretextual cudgel to beat trans people with, we’d have e.g. height classes in basketball the way we have weight classes in wrestling

for regular elections, yes; but for at least some special elections—including this one—they send a mail-in ballot to all registered voters

voterguide.sos.ca.gov/voter-info/d...

in this case it wasn’t just dropoffs. They had a poll worker making sure people with dropoffs went to the drop off box without waiting in the line

To me this implies that a bunch of Californians who don’t usually vote got mad *relatively recently* and did not manage to register to vote in time to get a ballot (this was a mail-in special election where they just mail ballots to all registered voters)

We moved recently and had to cast a provisional ballot Tuesday; it took us 2h to get through the huge line, which had more than doubled by the time we left

the poll workers told us they were also surprised—the turnout from mail-in/early voting had led them to expect a quiet Election Day

This one time, my dog pissed me off but it wasn’t a good time/context to admonish him because Reasons; so instead of saying “Who’s a good dog?” I said “Who’s a dog?” and it kinda stuck

My favorite serving size nonsense is when the package size uses a volume measurement but the serving size uses a weight measurement, or vice versa

The only time I raised my voice in five seasons of LEVERAGE was telling the TNT exec that if he sent cease and desist orders to the makers of fan videos on YouTube that I would quit the show and take an ad out in the Hollywood Reporter explaining why.

I am still not over the time, over two decades ago, when I suffered through a college lecture where the professor kept pronouncing the i in “nuisance”—just straight up shoehorning the i into the usual American English pronunciation, like

/‘nui.səns/