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john ives
@eldritchdilf.bsky.social
he // 20s // motherfucker unlimited no drawings here amigo just dear diary vibes. main: @ventiskull.bsky.social
Bought street rolls by the cemetery today and dude asked me if I wanted butter and I said aye and I did not expect him to whip out a whole fucking pot lmao I love the rural Philippines
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Jogged. To McDonald's.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Crazy engine on this man
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Entitlement to chicken breakfast
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
He hangs out at my house now. 👍🏼
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Absolute cinema. 10/10. Should have told me a big portion of this was a bunch of ghosts spawn-camping one specific dude and spamming "kys" at him. Simple and incredible.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Shoutout to Raditz's tactically useless thigh strap in bonita red
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
He gave these to me. Look at this shit. Incredible. What an artist. Tumblr yaoi lives even if only in spirit.
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Sorry to the people I forgot to respond to during the super typhoon, somehow I got away with minimal damage despite being from the coast and also I watched Badlands as soon as I was in the clear lol.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
October 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
THIS IS OUR TOCINO LMAOOOOOOO IT GOES ON FOREVER TRULY
October 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Like this! The one you posted looks like what we call morcon though!
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Oh is this an American restaurant? I'm afraid I live in Asia AHAHA, I checked just now but I believe it's this one on their menu.
October 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can any Mexican tell me what the fuck the closest thing is to this thing I've been making. Idk it's just pork shoulder that's cooked with lime juice, chilies, cilantro, oregano, salt, cumin, chicken broth and aromatics. Shredded after 2-3 hours cooking. I eat it with rice, sometimes in a tortilla.
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA
October 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
USSSSSSS
October 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I know exactly where I am
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Psychological recession indicator when I find myself back here
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Hi fatty
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I have such beautiful hands and I wish I had a barbell rack at home
September 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What an honor it is to be the one to show you this beautiful gem of a post
September 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I think I actually need feedback on drawings but my current mental state is I'd rather die than show my stupid baka artwork to another living soul
September 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Unattainable how??? 😭 And what plushie lemme see.

I GOT YOU BRO I got the original and crispy chicken and eggrolls WAHOOOOO
September 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Bottomless margarita at 1 pm on a Monday y'all want some
September 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM