Eleanor’s Trousers
@eleanorstrousers.bsky.social
My skeets represent your employer. Atlanta raised, in Pittsburgh PA since 2000 - my accent is weird wherever I am.
Go Dawgs.
Putting the Q in LGBTQ+. TERFs be gone. (she/her)🏳️🌈
Go Dawgs.
Putting the Q in LGBTQ+. TERFs be gone. (she/her)🏳️🌈
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I don't have the energy to post about every atrocity, so let me just state for the record - I am against all of the bad things.
Dawgs win! I am celebrating by getting into bed by 8 pm because I wound myself a little tight hoping for this outcome and need to unclench while flat.
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Dawgs win! I am celebrating by getting into bed by 8 pm because I wound myself a little tight hoping for this outcome and need to unclench while flat.
This football game has been much less painful than I expected. I’ll take it as a mercy. Go Dawgs forever.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This football game has been much less painful than I expected. I’ll take it as a mercy. Go Dawgs forever.
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(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
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christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
I hate watching my Georgia Bulldogs play Alabama because it… has not always been their best game… but I will watch because voluntary suffering builds character.
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I hate watching my Georgia Bulldogs play Alabama because it… has not always been their best game… but I will watch because voluntary suffering builds character.
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
I remember when you could only buy the latest fashion-approved styles in stores and now you can just go online and grab some thigh-high boots that make you look like a half-skinned muppet and walk about the world.
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I remember when you could only buy the latest fashion-approved styles in stores and now you can just go online and grab some thigh-high boots that make you look like a half-skinned muppet and walk about the world.
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It’s nice that they based this on the well-known thing in soccer where everybody puts their hands on the ball at the same time.
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s nice that they based this on the well-known thing in soccer where everybody puts their hands on the ball at the same time.
I scratched out my brother-in-law to make another shopping list line for a gift for a friend’s dog. If you’d met my brother-in-law, you’d understand. If you’d known him as long as I have, you’d be impressed he still gets a courtesy gift card at all.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I scratched out my brother-in-law to make another shopping list line for a gift for a friend’s dog. If you’d met my brother-in-law, you’d understand. If you’d known him as long as I have, you’d be impressed he still gets a courtesy gift card at all.
Cloudflare is down again. Which I only found about when I woke up too early and decided to do some online Christmas shopping since I was up and every website is broken.
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Cloudflare is down again. Which I only found about when I woke up too early and decided to do some online Christmas shopping since I was up and every website is broken.
Me, getting ready to go to casual diner dinner and meet a friend’s kids: Is red lipstick too much? You never get a first chance to make a good first impression. I don’t know these kids. One could be a future high femme. Or a gay. Or a drag queen! I’m going for it. Just in case.
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Me, getting ready to go to casual diner dinner and meet a friend’s kids: Is red lipstick too much? You never get a first chance to make a good first impression. I don’t know these kids. One could be a future high femme. Or a gay. Or a drag queen! I’m going for it. Just in case.
Sometimes I wear compression gloves for hand pain and it makes me feel like email job Bob Cratchit.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sometimes I wear compression gloves for hand pain and it makes me feel like email job Bob Cratchit.
Yes, all corporations are evil but I like finding new music by screencapping other peoples’ Spotify Wrapped, and also I am very old and tired and just can’t learn any new apps at the moment, because those apps will also become evil. That is the natural aging process of apps. I am older than apps.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Yes, all corporations are evil but I like finding new music by screencapping other peoples’ Spotify Wrapped, and also I am very old and tired and just can’t learn any new apps at the moment, because those apps will also become evil. That is the natural aging process of apps. I am older than apps.
The latest way they are trying to drive us insane is testing the All-Staff emergency alert system. Every time they test it, you have to click to acknowledge messages on home and work email, computer screen w/alarm and pop-up, texts to home and work phones, calls. Today was a new “After Hours” test.
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The latest way they are trying to drive us insane is testing the All-Staff emergency alert system. Every time they test it, you have to click to acknowledge messages on home and work email, computer screen w/alarm and pop-up, texts to home and work phones, calls. Today was a new “After Hours” test.
Starting to think I probably won’t be handcrafting personalized gifts for all of my loved ones since it is December 2 and I have started zero gifts. I did, however, buy myself a Renee Rapp merch store pocket-multitool because she knows her target audience.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Starting to think I probably won’t be handcrafting personalized gifts for all of my loved ones since it is December 2 and I have started zero gifts. I did, however, buy myself a Renee Rapp merch store pocket-multitool because she knows her target audience.
Living on a corner lot seems great until it snows and you have a whole second sidewalk to shovel. Uphill. In the snow.
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Living on a corner lot seems great until it snows and you have a whole second sidewalk to shovel. Uphill. In the snow.
A lot of my work email: “I personally know this cannot happen by this deadline, but my boss believes in miracles, so let’s pretend it’s possible for now, and I will let him down easy and manage the tantrum when it actually happens on this more realistic pre-agreed timeline.”
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A lot of my work email: “I personally know this cannot happen by this deadline, but my boss believes in miracles, so let’s pretend it’s possible for now, and I will let him down easy and manage the tantrum when it actually happens on this more realistic pre-agreed timeline.”
A company could secure my undying gratitude by giving December birthday folks an extra month to use our birthday coupons. We are born but we are broke. Those of us with Christmas week birthdays would also appreciate an extension on those day-of-only coupons. You aren’t even open.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A company could secure my undying gratitude by giving December birthday folks an extra month to use our birthday coupons. We are born but we are broke. Those of us with Christmas week birthdays would also appreciate an extension on those day-of-only coupons. You aren’t even open.
It’s Monday! Set your phone to Disturb and find someone to bother, before they find you.
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It’s Monday! Set your phone to Disturb and find someone to bother, before they find you.
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DONT TAKE SKYRIZZI IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO SKYRIZZI YOU SIMPLETON YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
DONT TAKE SKYRIZZI IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO SKYRIZZI YOU SIMPLETON YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL
I love the Letterboxd reviews of Return to Oz by people who didn’t grow up in the Dark Era of children’s films.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I love the Letterboxd reviews of Return to Oz by people who didn’t grow up in the Dark Era of children’s films.
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
Cooked for @luxastarte.bsky.social and my mother-in-law, who, from our suggestions list, chose Happiest Season, the KStew lesbian holiday movie, as our festive viewing.
Small but GAY celebration.
Small but GAY celebration.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Cooked for @luxastarte.bsky.social and my mother-in-law, who, from our suggestions list, chose Happiest Season, the KStew lesbian holiday movie, as our festive viewing.
Small but GAY celebration.
Small but GAY celebration.
True story.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
True story.