`Da Elf
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I make things, I fix things, and quite often break things. A Silicon Valley refugee having lived in the Pacific North West, recently returned to my home, #SantaCruz after […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mstdn.social/@elfin, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
my wife found this online somewhere recently, and I don't think I've agreed this hard with anything in a long time
Screenshot of a page of a book, first line is highlighted:

The real luxuries in life:

time
health
a quiet mind
slow mornings
ability to travel
rest without guilt
a good night’s sleep
calm and “boring” days
meaningful conversations
home-cooked meals
people you love
people who love you back
elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@ai6yr Soooooo many questions.

I'd leave a sign back saying: "Only if you tell me The Story and I get the book rights."
elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
When people say, "Oh, I have baking yeast!", just go ahead and buy some anyway because theirs is probably from 1998.
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@ferrix This is quite true.

Also, anything is amphibious if you can get it out of the water and you can air drop anything at least once
elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Ever walk into a casino and realize you're probably the biggest security threat they've seen in a while?

- I don't gamble so I gotta get excitement somewhere.
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Someone is very, Very high. Soooo High. I want what they've got because I'm slightly stoned but this fucker is in Geo Stationary Orbit, around the Galactic center. I'd like a hit or three of that stash I think.

cc @juliewebgirl

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viss.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
i love it when i troubleshoot a thing for like three days meticulously trying to figure out wtf is happening, and it turns out 'just rebooting it' fixed the problem entirely.
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@ai6yr @t3rminus duh! Everything you ever loved and cared about is now a Starbucks, you goober! Now get in line and let them stab your heart into a million pieces and then sell you back the caffeinated seasonal pumpkin slurry to pretend to patch it up with. It’s not as good as it used to be — […]
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elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
I hate waiting on people. I figure I could regain 20% of my current life span if I filtered that out.
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Something isn't right, can't put my finger on it.
A float plane, upside down, but it's floating...ish.
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@cpm Fucking ...

Someone broke into Claire's garage in Klamath ... and apparently the house. Haven't been that far north in two months, was supposed to go on Claire's BDay in a week, but looks like we're leaving tonight.

Guess I'm putting in a security system (better me than McSecurity ... ADT […]
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elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Back up your database and site before you continue.

Perform updates with site in maintenance mode (strongly recommended)

Elf: Nah. That's only staging... have at it.
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Well, BlueSky is shooting itself in the groin, already, again..
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Just noticed this: quite close to the NSA, there's a Snowden Pond… (I wonder if the pipes or streams feeding the pond leak.)
A screenshot of a map. In the lower left, you can see Snowden Pond; in the upper right, there's Fort Meade. They're about two exits apart via the Baltimore Washington Parkway.
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😂

"There are a lot of types of longswords. Here's a chart. Goddamn that's a lot of swords...It's like the Baskin Robins of swords."
elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Why did I not know IMFDB.org was a thing until just now?
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Everyone that says "Thoughts and Prayers" should be tazed in the genitals at this point.
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WebSite(s) (you know who): Would you like to put in a phone number for verification?

Elf (completely skipping my Phone-As-Identity and FuckYour2FA rants): Tell you what, YOU insure my phone with 48 hour replacement, for ANY reason (lost, concrete drop, toilet drop, explosions), anywhere I am in […]
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elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@hacks4pancakes *Hoses machine in coffee* 😂

Well, that's not wrong.