Eli Evans
@elievans.art
Sci-fi & fantasy author, software designer, composer/beatmaker, erstwhile hornist. Indie all the way. Recent widower. This is my real name and face. State the reason for your DM. No paid reviews. he/him
https://elievans.art
https://elievans.art
May as well give him a Hugo while we’re at it.
One international org whose preexisting corruption level makes working with Trump relatively easy is FIFA.
Q: Mr President, have you been told that you're going to receive the inaugural FIFA peace prize today?
TRUMP: I have been told. There's a rumor about it. That would be a great honor.
TRUMP: I have been told. There's a rumor about it. That would be a great honor.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
May as well give him a Hugo while we’re at it.
Propaganda plus widespread media illiteracy. What could go wrong?
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Propaganda plus widespread media illiteracy. What could go wrong?
As a software product designer, I don’t always solve every interaction or interface problem myself. Sometimes I provide a list of possibilities that acts as an organized surface area for more knowledgeable people (devs, product managers) to see solutions themselves — like detailed brainstorming.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
As a software product designer, I don’t always solve every interaction or interface problem myself. Sometimes I provide a list of possibilities that acts as an organized surface area for more knowledgeable people (devs, product managers) to see solutions themselves — like detailed brainstorming.
Every one of these boat strikes is the second-biggest political scandal of my lifetime, trailing only Jan 6 in egregiousness. The second hit is an easier case to win, but the first hit (in every case) was already a crime. A high crime, even. 1/3
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Every one of these boat strikes is the second-biggest political scandal of my lifetime, trailing only Jan 6 in egregiousness. The second hit is an easier case to win, but the first hit (in every case) was already a crime. A high crime, even. 1/3
Predator: Badlands was a fun watch.
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Predator: Badlands was a fun watch.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Got a new EXTRA FIRM foam mattress topper. The mattress underneath is still squishy, but it doesn’t deform into a hammock any more. Now it’s like a crust on top of a pudding, which is a marked improvement! That, plus a new weighted blanket, and I’m no longer tossing and turning.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Got a new EXTRA FIRM foam mattress topper. The mattress underneath is still squishy, but it doesn’t deform into a hammock any more. Now it’s like a crust on top of a pudding, which is a marked improvement! That, plus a new weighted blanket, and I’m no longer tossing and turning.
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Oh, you brave iconoclasts, coming out against pie. Who is as cool as you? Nobody.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Oh, you brave iconoclasts, coming out against pie. Who is as cool as you? Nobody.
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
Post your warning label. This is mine:
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Post your warning label. This is mine:
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
It always surprises me that green bean casserole didn’t join tunafish and green olive gelatin molds in the Museum of Things We Don’t Eat Any More.
But this looks pretty good. youtube.com/shorts/j1IOZ...
But this looks pretty good. youtube.com/shorts/j1IOZ...
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
It always surprises me that green bean casserole didn’t join tunafish and green olive gelatin molds in the Museum of Things We Don’t Eat Any More.
But this looks pretty good. youtube.com/shorts/j1IOZ...
But this looks pretty good. youtube.com/shorts/j1IOZ...
I have to be honest, I’m not that thankful this year.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I have to be honest, I’m not that thankful this year.
Remember when Trump unexpectedly tore down a third of the White House without asking? How’s that going? We ever figure out if they released a giant cloud of asbestos or what?
Oh, while I’m at it, how’s his free gift plane from a foreign government coming along?
Crypto scams still scamming strong?
Oh, while I’m at it, how’s his free gift plane from a foreign government coming along?
Crypto scams still scamming strong?
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Remember when Trump unexpectedly tore down a third of the White House without asking? How’s that going? We ever figure out if they released a giant cloud of asbestos or what?
Oh, while I’m at it, how’s his free gift plane from a foreign government coming along?
Crypto scams still scamming strong?
Oh, while I’m at it, how’s his free gift plane from a foreign government coming along?
Crypto scams still scamming strong?
My favorite Thanksgiving Day tradition is getting to say the word “giblets” in conversation.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
My favorite Thanksgiving Day tradition is getting to say the word “giblets” in conversation.
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They turned the first step in the journey into a destination in its own right and now instead of embarking on adventures, we’re all stuck in the gift shop listening to an ad loop while we ask the arcade Genie to tell our fortune.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
They turned the first step in the journey into a destination in its own right and now instead of embarking on adventures, we’re all stuck in the gift shop listening to an ad loop while we ask the arcade Genie to tell our fortune.
The worst homemade stuffing I ever tasted had raisins and corn and canned button mushrooms.
*Ahem*
Stovetop Stuffing is better than your homemade stuffing recipe.
Stovetop Stuffing is better than your homemade stuffing recipe.
a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him
Alt: Skeletor running away meme. "Until next time."
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The worst homemade stuffing I ever tasted had raisins and corn and canned button mushrooms.
Time was if you were an antisocial whacked-out pants-pooping crackpot you’d have to print your deranged theories in a newsletter and send it through the mail to your dozens of subscribers.
Nowadays they’ll elect you president twice, or put you in charge of HHS, or what-have-you.
Progress!
Nowadays they’ll elect you president twice, or put you in charge of HHS, or what-have-you.
Progress!
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Time was if you were an antisocial whacked-out pants-pooping crackpot you’d have to print your deranged theories in a newsletter and send it through the mail to your dozens of subscribers.
Nowadays they’ll elect you president twice, or put you in charge of HHS, or what-have-you.
Progress!
Nowadays they’ll elect you president twice, or put you in charge of HHS, or what-have-you.
Progress!
I’m so tired of colonizing and being colonized. Can we get a new structural metaphor already? No more pioneers, no frontiers, no staking claims, no expanding horizons, no virgin territory, no circling wagons, no green fields or blue oceans, no brand ambassadors, no opening markets, no north stars.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’m so tired of colonizing and being colonized. Can we get a new structural metaphor already? No more pioneers, no frontiers, no staking claims, no expanding horizons, no virgin territory, no circling wagons, no green fields or blue oceans, no brand ambassadors, no opening markets, no north stars.
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You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
I’m gonna reserve judgement on #Plur1bus because I like the concept and the vibe, but I’ll agree with everyone who says the first 4 episodes have been too slow and Carol is a difficult protagonist to root for.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m gonna reserve judgement on #Plur1bus because I like the concept and the vibe, but I’ll agree with everyone who says the first 4 episodes have been too slow and Carol is a difficult protagonist to root for.
“When aphantasics recovered from bereavement, or breakups, or trauma, more quickly than others, they worried that they were overly detached or emotionally deficient.” Quick #grief thread. 🔻
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... (HT @kottke.org
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... (HT @kottke.org
Some People Can’t See Mental Images. The Consequences Are Profound
Research has linked the ability to visualize to a bewildering variety of human traits—how we experience trauma, hold grudges, and, above all, remember our lives.
www.newyorker.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“When aphantasics recovered from bereavement, or breakups, or trauma, more quickly than others, they worried that they were overly detached or emotionally deficient.” Quick #grief thread. 🔻
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... (HT @kottke.org
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... (HT @kottke.org
If the rule you followed brought you to this, what use was the rule, Charlie Brown?
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If the rule you followed brought you to this, what use was the rule, Charlie Brown?
LPT: Puréed kimchi makes pretty good salsa just as is. Add a little toasted sesame oil, a little vinegar, and some cumin and it’s amazing.
(I’m always looking for alternative salsa #recipes because I’m allergic to tomatoes.)
(I’m always looking for alternative salsa #recipes because I’m allergic to tomatoes.)
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
LPT: Puréed kimchi makes pretty good salsa just as is. Add a little toasted sesame oil, a little vinegar, and some cumin and it’s amazing.
(I’m always looking for alternative salsa #recipes because I’m allergic to tomatoes.)
(I’m always looking for alternative salsa #recipes because I’m allergic to tomatoes.)