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Elinor
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My dog licks my ear with such authority, muscling his way onto my chest out of nowhere, standing there with his paws on my sternum like “EXCUSE ME BUT THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD”
Serious looking red mini dachshund laying on a colorful paisley print blanket
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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i believe my dog understands english and is on par intelligence with me--this isn't a joke
red mini-dachshund in on a teal arm chair. he is wearing a brown sweater and has yarn wrapped around his nose from digging into a knitting project
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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would love to know yours @delightmonster.bsky.social, @niina.bsky.social
Erykah Badu, Baduizm Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, The Boatman's Call Bjork, Homogenic Radiohead, OK Computer
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I am over on Zona Motel today giving my recs for scariest books I've ever read for paid subscribers: substack.com/inbox/post/1...
brunette woman with hair up and oversized glasses, behind her is a cozy living room, she is showing pages of a graphic novel and looking quizzical
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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BRB changing my name to 'Blood Spider Orchid'
a dark red vial with a round top lays in a pool of what could be blood. a heraldic style label reads 'blood spider orchids'. next to this is copy for a perfume ad
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I think it’s funny on tv shows or whatevs when they show people’s lock screens on their phones and it’s like always a pic of their kids or partner or a vacation/beautiful landscape. In my experience ppl’s lock screens are far more unhinged. Here’s my latest one:
A little blue tinted mime in a puffy ruffle collar looks nervously over his shoulder— he is riding a black rabbit with blood red eyes
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Here’s our usual situation ☹️
The figure of a woman on the far edge of a giant bed, almost falling off. The image of a dachshund lays touching her with access to the vast reaches of the rest of the bed which he blocks her from
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I Want A President by Zoe Leonard
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Me too Kristen Stewart
Quote from Kristen Stewart saying women are afflicted by the violence of silencing and are not supposed to be angry but she’s so angry she could “eat this podium with a fork and fucking knife”
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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lily allen dressed as madeline for halloween-- chef's kiss
lily allen dressed as madeline from the classic children's book series
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I love Bubba
Red mini-dachshund lays with his nose close to the camera looking right into your eyes, he’s resting on some fake fur and a grey blanket
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Four books to get to know me
white magic elissa washuta solaris stanis law lem circe madeline miller the children's book a.s byatt
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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rewriting the lyrics to CANCELLED! by taylor swift so it's about my dog. forget max martin, now this is a hit in the making
little red dachshund lounges with his tummy up on a white quilt little red dachshund peers nervously up from inside a bag, below him are red boots on a golden leaf strewn rainy sidewalk
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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this is a pinterest ad i got today 👁️
add for "blinking doll eyes" that look very real and creepy in many colours
October 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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I review Liz Gilbert’s new addiction/recovery memoir and I do not hold back lol. If that sounds fun to you here is a link: tinyurl.com/4vr792zw
(I also review one of my fave horror comedies of all time—Ready or Not)
Elizabeth Gilbert in a white shirt with a red X by her. Samara Weaving in a bridal gown holding a shotgun with a green check by her
September 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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i updated this meme to be about my own perverse comfort watches
hello kitty on a pink glittery sofa in a pink glittery living room, on the tv is Alien hello kitty on a pink glittery sofa in a pink glittery living room, on the tv is Fatal Attraction
September 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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thinking again about my incredibly long hair i grew during lockdown...
brunette woman with gold wire rimmed glasses smiles at the camera. her hair is so long the end of it can't be seen in the photo
September 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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oh certainly
a crying porcelain harlequin doll
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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www.bigchallenges.shop
Black postcard with bloody red script reading "you do not have to be good" Punch card that says "I said NO because I'm hardcore" with hearts and then an ice cream as a reward for filling up the card Four candy coloured tombstones that say 'logging off', 'i'm fine', 'TGIF thank god it's finished', and 'can't recommend it'. there is also a sticker of a ghost covered in stickers
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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"I'm managing"
blood covered woman calmly smokes a cigarette while gazing ahead with a blank expression
August 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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God I fucking hope not
A screenshot of a Substack email titled “endless summer” with a picture of a tropical bay below it
August 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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This could be a Chappell Roan album cover today
The cover of Tori Amos's first album with her 80s band Y Kant Tori Read, she's in a bustier holding a sword with big hair
July 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I trust anyone who meets my dog and starts calling him “sir” right off the bat— it speaks to me of an essential understanding of his nature
A red mini dachshund perched on a green couch, a printer in the background
July 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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the bitchiest church sign of all time. the period at the end makes it extra feel like a passive aggressive text message
sign outside a church says "trypraying."
July 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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god, ugly gen z clothes go so hard. respect.
puffy cream bloomer short-shorts with embroidered pink stars, a frog wearing a bow tie and some kind of sentient garlic clove
July 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM